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    13 Ways Parents Have Sex But Will Never Admit To

    We know you do it.

    1. You surprise your kids with extended gaming time so you can go play, too.

    2. Anytime the kids are sleeping, you're not. 😉

    3. Ah, the schedulers. You literally plan the day and time you have sex.

    4. You tell your partner you're ready to get down in a sext.

    5. When your kids are watching their morning cartoons, you simply crank up the volume and run into the bedroom.

    6. You send the kids to your parents for an all-nighter. They get quality grandparent time and you get quality love-making time.

    7. You kill three birds with one stone. Shower, sex and lower water bills.

    8. You give the kids 15 minutes to clean their room so you can do your own house cleaning.

    9. You've definitely met at home on your lunch break for a nooner.

    10. You fake a headache so your partner has to come "check" on you.

    11. You hire a babysitter for a date night, then get creative with out-of-the-house intercourse possibilities.

    12. You sneak in a sesh during your kids' extracurricular activities.

    13. You teach your kids to give you privacy in the bathroom for when you're feeling ~the urge~ and your partner isn't home.

    You did it! You have kids and you found time for sex. Congratulate your partner and wait another three months.