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    Posted on Apr 5, 2017

    13 Things You Can Say That Will Totally Piss A Mom Off

    Read and learn, people.

    1. "Baby weight is so hard to lose, right?"

    NBC

    And non-baby weight isn't hard to lose?! Go away.

    2. "You look tired."

    Starz

    Right. Because someone like you wouldn't look tired at all after being up all night with a screaming baby.

    3. "Are you really going to let your kid do that?"

    NBC

    Are you going to worry about your damn self?

    4. Or "Are you really going to let your kid eat that?"

    Paramount

    OH MY GAWWWWD.

    5. "You don't need to worry about style, you're a mom."

    ABC

    Just leave.

    6. "Looks like you've got your hands full, here I can hold your baby." – Literal stranger

    MGM

    Do we know each other?!

    7. "Your baby is so cute! But, OMG, she looks nothing like you!"

    NBC

    Um....excuse me?

    8. "My kid never did that."

    youtube.com

    I need you to stop talking right now.

    9. "I bet motherhood makes you feel so old."

    SNL

    You better watch yourself.

    10. "Are you ready to have another?"

    Starz

    Is that any of your business?

    11. "Woah, your baby sure cries a lot."

    FX

    Maybe it's because you're talking.

    12. "Having a kid must be so expensive! How do you afford it?"

    Bravo

    Ever heard of the word "budget?"

    13. "I bet you don't have a life anymore."

    ABC

    If you really wanna know, I DO have a life and it's wonderful because I'M A MOM.

    TLC

    THANKS, BYE.

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