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13 Things You Can Say That Will Totally Piss A Mom Off

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1. "Baby weight is so hard to lose, right?"

NBC

And non-baby weight isn't hard to lose?! Go away.

2. "You look tired."

Starz

Right. Because someone like you wouldn't look tired at all after being up all night with a screaming baby.

3. "Are you really going to let your kid do that?"

NBC

Are you going to worry about your damn self?

4. Or "Are you really going to let your kid eat that?"

Paramount

OH MY GAWWWWD.

5. "You don't need to worry about style, you're a mom."

ABC

Just leave.

6. "Looks like you've got your hands full, here I can hold your baby." – Literal stranger

MGM

Do we know each other?!

7. "Your baby is so cute! But, OMG, she looks nothing like you!"

NBC

Um....excuse me?

8. "My kid never did that."

youtube.com

I need you to stop talking right now.

9. "I bet motherhood makes you feel so old."

SNL

You better watch yourself.

10. "Are you ready to have another?"

Starz

Is that any of your business?

11. "Woah, your baby sure cries a lot."

FX

Maybe it's because you're talking.

12. "Having a kid must be so expensive! How do you afford it?"

Bravo

Ever heard of the word "budget?"

13. "I bet you don't have a life anymore."

ABC

If you really wanna know, I DO have a life and it's wonderful because I'M A MOM.

TLC

THANKS, BYE.

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