13 Kids Who Are Definitely Not Yours

Whose kid IS this?!

1. A kid that doesn’t like frosting? Not mine.

2. A kid who doesn’t think Zach Galifianakis is funny? Definitely not mine.

3. A kid that refuses to finish pizza. Whose kid are you?

4. A kid who doesn’t want Rice Krispies treats? Totally not my son!

5. A kid who takes history notes? He’s too intelligent to be mine.

6. A kid who likes to clean? There’s no way this one is mine.

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7. A kid who wants prunes and not chocolate? Not my genes.

8. A kid who doesn’t make good trades? I don’t even know whose kid this could be.

9. A kid who dips french fries in milk? This kid (who isn’t mine) needs to stopped!

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10. A kid who loves broccoli this much? I’m utterly confused at whose child this could be.

11. A kid who enjoys folding laundry? I would never be lucky enough to have a child like this.

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12. A kid who enjoys math in their spare time? That’s impressive, but it can’t be my kid.

13. A kid who only enjoys the middle brownie? Oh… now this IS probably my kid. / Via jillcranmer


Zach Galifianakis’s name was misspelled in a previous version of this post.

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