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100 Teacher Tweets That Will Make You Stop What You're Doing And Pray For Them

"I’m eating lunchroom chili dogs today. All thoughts and prayers are appreciated."

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Cutting party for 18 feet of laminated stuff. Who wants to join this wild night? 💃🏻😂 #teacherprobs

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Returning to your classes after they've eaten your sub alive. #teaching #TeacherLife

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First time getting puked on today by one of my students...big milestone in my career😂😷 #TeacherProbs

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When I do school all day and come home and do more school for school tomorrow 🙄 #teacherlife #teacherprobs @HSTeachProbs

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In the last few weeks one of my students has managed to. . .on the sly.. .call me lazy, crabby and "oh you look tired" Me from 2 yrs ago woulda shank'd this 304. But thank God for growth and my new level of "appropriate pettiness"

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Everyone: “Man, you’re so lucky to have a job where you always have weekends off.” Me, Saturday morning of the first weekend of the school year: #reality #teacherlife #nota9to5

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My reaction when a 1st grade student passed by me to walk in the room, stroked my stomach, and said “it looks like there’s a baby in there” #teacherproblems

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Any teachers at this point already? 😅✏️ #teacherproblems #teacherlife

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3rd grade really teaches me new things every day! For example, I didn’t know that I looked “old and tired” when I left my house. Luckily one of my students was nice enough to clue me in !! :)

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Me: So what did you do over the weekend for your birthday? 8 yr old: Oh we went to Vegas and stayed the Venetian because that’s my favorite hotel. Me: Oh wow! I’ve never been there before! 8 yr old: Why? Are you poor? #teachingishard

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Me: My phone: Me: My phone: Wait! Somethings’s not right. Help us improve our services by confirming you’ve only been at HOME and SCHOOL for the past six days. #teacherproblems

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Me this morning: Only 67 essays to grade this weekend. If I skip my workout and ignore my family, I’ll have Sunday free! — (8 hours later) — DONE! — (Checks email) — Six college recommendation letters yet to write. — (Sighs) #teacherproblems #typicalteacherweekend

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When you make a new seating chart and it's even worse than before #teacherprobs

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Parent: Why is my kid failing your class? *Teacher reads off missing assignments #teacherprobs

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The staff lounge smells like tuna and a kid puked all over the floor before 9am. Happy Tuesday. #middleschool #teacherprobs

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One of my students asked me yesterday when will I marry? I sent her out

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When I tell my class a joke and no one laughs #teacherprobs

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Teaching ninth grade (Career Prep) has been an adventure. I need to be careful in letting the kids choose what names they use in these fictitious job scenarios. 🙄 #teacherproblems

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My students tomorrow. #teacherproblems #middleschool #middleschoolteacher

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Raise your hand if taking a sick day takes more effort than just going to work while sick. #TeacherProbs

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If you want to know how much it sucks to write sub plans. 😂 #teacherprobs #teacherstruggles

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Red pen is the death of your work pants 👖 #teacherproblems

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When you forget you’re wearing slippers from pajama day and you walk into a place where people are dressed normally.. oops! #iteach2nd #teacherprobs #elementarylife

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Who needs sunglasses when you go to work and home in the dark #firstyear #teacherprobs

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one of my students just called me a "cruel beasty," which I'm taking as a sign of affection

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Note: chocolate and grading don’t mix 🤦🏼‍♀️ #FirstFullWeek #teacherlife #teacherproblems

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I love grading papers that have bite marks taken out of them. #kindergartenteacherproblems

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one of my students ate grass today cause she wanted to see what it taste like; THREW IT UP, and continued to eat grass 😭

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So this could have ruined my morning but #irise and I choose to make my day more amazing than this mess. #istilllovethisjob @NWMSNighthawks #iteachmath #quizDay #teacherproblems #donotstepawayfromthecopier

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Look at what I saw in one of my Students exam script 😁. I don't even know where to start

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Started my own school day count tracker. #teacherproblems @redbull

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First confiscated item of the year...high school kids are the weirdest. 🥒 #teacherlife #teacherprobs

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"Hey guys, grab a book, get comfortable and read for 10 minutes." - I'd say he's following my directions! #GRCSU #VTEd #TeacherLife

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Yesterday one of my students called me mom. I’ve officially made it.

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Doing seating arrangements mood #TeacherLife #TeacherProbs

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Student in 6th hour notices a successful catch in the glue trap on the floor. Picked it up to show the class and a second student asks “What’s that, a Hot Pocket?” 😭 #teacherlife #WeFlyTogether

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Feel like this is a common conversation that happens in classrooms 😂 #TheApprentice #teacherstruggles #teacherlife #lifeofateacher

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When you’re getting observed, but there’s a fire drill #teacherprobs

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I try. I promise I really try. 🙃 #struggleisreal #teacherprobs https://t.co/TJW3Q3kOnH

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I just took a pair of foam nunchucks away from a kid (don't ask, 5th grade is a weird age) and now my biggest struggle as a teacher is not flipping them around and doing a Michelangelo impression. #TeachingIsHard

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When you’re trying to learn your new schedule so you need an alarm for every transition. 😂😂😂 #TeacherStruggles

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I laughed at this, but it still hurt. #teacherproblems

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I’ve had to pee since 9:45 and won’t be able to until 12:30, when I’ll have exactly 2 minutes before a meeting. #teacherprobs

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Why does the snotty kid always want to hug you 🤦‍♀️ #teacherproblems

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Me, leaving someplace: Well, I gotta get home and catch up on my grading. Me, once I get home: #teacherprobs

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Parent: “my one year old peed on my son’s homework. It’s dry though.” 🤦🏻‍♀️ #Kindergarten #teacherproblems

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*sighs* no matter how bloody obvious I make that slide... #teacherproblems #historyteacher

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That priceless moment when you call a parent & the student is talking shit because they think you’re faking a call- then their parent asks to speak to them. Watching the color drain from their face 🤣🤣🤣#teacherproblems

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Me trying to figure out how to make it to the first paycheck of the new school year. #teachertwitter #teacherproblems

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Week 2 ended with a collapse on the couch and a 45 minute nap. Reach out to your kinder teacher friends, we’re NOT OK #iteachk #teacherproblems

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Still marking at 10pm at night! 😴 #teacherlife #teacherproblems

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Sitting in a professional development where they lecture about how to not lecture kids. For hours. #teacherproblems

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It’s ok to be tired! We’re busy all day, everyday! #yougotthis #teacherstruggles

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Please keep disparaging me just as you drop your child off for school. They can tell me what you said pretty much verbatim that way. #teacherproblems

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Just split my pants right down the middle while writing on the board. One thing I know for sure is that I have to spend the rest of the day trying not to flash my junk to a 12th grade class of all girls. 😒 #teacherproblems

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Student wanted picture of me #teacherproblems #teacherlife

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Thinking back to the last time I got a paycheck like #teacherproblems #payday 💸

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‘‘Twas the night before the 2019-2020 school year And all through the house All the teachers/staff were stirring Because they were f****** stressed out #teacherproblems

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Teachers’ throats after the 1st day of school be like: #teacherproblems

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Me. Today. All day long. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ 💁🏻‍♀️ #onlyjudycanjudgeme #judgejudy #teacher #teachertwitter #teacherproblems #teachers #FirstDayOfSchool #FirstDayOfSchool2019 #teacher #teach #meme #memes #memesday #teacherlife

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You know you're an educator when your response to being cut off on the highway is "that's not a safe choice" #schoolslp #traffic #teacherproblems

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uhm, totally accurate... #teacherlife #teaching #education #edchat #whatisschool #backtoschool #TeacherHumor #teacherproblems

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"We don't sit on our friends." Things I say in kindergarten. #teacherproblems

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I’m eating lunchroom chili dogs today. All thoughts and prayers are appreciated. #teacherproblems

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When flexible seating becomes too flexible for me... #teacherproblems

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There should be teacher dating apps where you can just meet single teachers in your area and spend your nights marking papers together and no one judges you for bringing your work home.... #teacherlife #teacherproblems #wishfulthinking

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Today I finally received some recognition for my efforts. It was wonderful to be acknowledged by my colleagues. #TeacherLife #edchat #teacherproblems

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#TeacherProblems Morning Duty at the crosswalk got me like....

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9 months until I have to delete my Twitter and insta and start fresh. #teacherproblems

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Freshman: do I put T for true & F for false? Me: draw a dog for true & a cat for false. *entire class looks at me panicked* Me: it’s a joke. Use common sense. #teacherprobs #freshmanproblems #highschoollife

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This is me every day this week😂😂!! #teacherproblems

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If chasing an escaping kindergartener up a flight of stairs counts as #exercise then YEAH, I worked out today! lol #teachertweet

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Booked in to get my hair done this week. Anyone else terrified when they go that they'll be asked to leave as the hairdresser discovers "little friends". It's never happened to me... but there's a first for everything! #edutwitter #teacherproblems

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“Teach 5 different ways to add but not the standard algorithm.” Why? This is stupid. How about we just teach them how to add the normal way?! #teacherproblems

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"PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON." --Things I never thought I would have to yell while teaching. #teacherproblems🤦‍♀️😑

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There's nothing like an emergency alarm in the middle of a downpour. Gotta get everyone out & into the freezing, pouring rain. I'm drenched. I'm cold but I finally have a mismatched way too big but dry set of clothes I'm incredibly thankful for. #WritingCommunity #teacherproblems

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It took only 6 weeks for this teacher to wear through her shoes. Uffdah. #teachertwitter #teacherproblems

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S: “Why do you have a hashtag on your shirt?” Me:uhhhhhh..WHAT?!? S:”It says hashtag 23” Me: That’s not a hashtag🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ #teacherproblems #thatmeansnumber #whattheydontknow

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Another fun “heard today in my first grade classroom:” Hey that student won’t let me see the green marble he found! Another student pulls out something out of his pocket... It was dried gum. Gross! #teacherproblems #teachertwitter #clearthelists

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Students, when the teacher asks for 750 words, 15,000 words won’t give you a higher grade! Consider all the papers she has to grade and the time it takes to grade them all. #teacherprobs #havemercy

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How many of these can you consume before you die? #TeacherProblems

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Me right now #teacherprobs #brokenrecord #2ndgradelife 😩

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At least it’s really sharp...🤷‍♀️ #teachertwitter #teacherproblems #teaching

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Teacher life: Student: Ms. Perez Me: yes Student: my eyelashes hurt Me: Student: #teacherproblems #kidssaythedarndestthings

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When a parent uses your first name in an email when you specifically signed off “Miss ...” #teacherproblems @FakeHeadteacher

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Graded 51 essays in 2 days. 15 more to go and I'm done...until finals are due Wednesday night. 😐 Kill. Me. #teacherproblems

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I just got a blister from the amount of color pencil I needed to sharpen. #teacherproblems

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If you know your kid throws up when they eat cheese WHY did you send them a snack with cheese in it #teacherlife #teacherproblems

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Teacher fashion...is my outfit actually cute in the real world or is it just “school teacher cute”? I may never know. 🤷🏼‍♀️ #teacherproblems

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@HSTeachProbs Told a student he needed to come with me back to our classroom. Kid took off running and we couldn't find him for 30 minutes. 🤦 #teacherproblems

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I do appreciate when students who choose to copy from another source use the first thing that pops up on a Google search. Makes my life much easier. #thatsazero #teacherproblems

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Show of hands, who cried from a shitty day at school today? 🙋🏼‍♀️ #itsintheair #parentprobs #teacherprobs #teach #teacher #elementary #publicschool

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Any one want to take bets on how long this stuff will last? #teacherprobs #bioteacher #highschoolteacher #Getyourflushot

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Nothing, we sat around mourning, awaiting your return. 😐 #teacherprobs

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Do you think parents know how much wine, gangsta rap, carbs, and f words it takes to run a classroom?! 💁🏼#teacherprobs #nellysavesme

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“Can I get extra credit?” Well Bob, you have a 15% in the class, so I think regular credit should be your main concern. #TeacherProbs