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9 Pumpkins That Love Autumn Jokes

Why did the pumpkin cross the road? It fell off the wagon!

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1. How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.
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With a pumpkin patch.

2. What's a tree's least favorite month?

Sep-timber.
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Sep-timber.

3. What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi
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Pumpkin Pi

4. What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.
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Leaf me alone.

5. What's black, white, orange, and waddles?

A penguin carrying a Jack-o-Lantern.
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A penguin carrying a Jack-o-Lantern.

6. Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break.
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He was on his coffin break.

7. Why didn't the skeleton like parties?

He had no body to dance with.
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He had no body to dance with.

8. What did one leaf say to another?

I'm falling for you.
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I'm falling for you.

9. What is a pumpkin's favorite sport?

Squash.

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