1. How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
2. What's a tree's least favorite month?
3. What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?
4. What did the tree say to autumn?
5. What's black, white, orange, and waddles?
6. Why wasn't the vampire working?
7. Why didn't the skeleton like parties?
8. What did one leaf say to another?
9. What is a pumpkin's favorite sport?
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