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The Definitive Ranking Of The 2013 NFL Quarterbacks, By Hottness

Because it's your gameday too, Ladies!

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32. Mike Glennon (Tampa Bay Buccaneers)

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It's hard enough to be a Buccaneers fan these days (0-8 on the season), but it makes it SIGNIFICANTLY harder to root for them when their quarterback is the spitting image of Napoleon Dynamite (sans the white man's afro).

30. Peyton Manning (Denver Broncos)

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Peyton Manning is undoubtedly one of the greatest quarterbacks to grace the NFL, but that doesn't mean his forehead shouldn't more appropriately be called a "fivehead."

24. Geno Smith (New York Jets)

It's just hard to stomach (looks wise) that Jets fans went from...

23. Robert Griffin III (Washington Redskins)

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As a born and raised Redskins fan, it pains me to put RGIII so high on this list. The 2012 Offensive Rookie of the Year is talented, and arguably the nicest guy in the NFL. Still that doesn't excuse him from wearing this to his wedding...

21. Chad Henne (Jacksonville Jaguars) / Via

(Note: the picture below is, unfortunately for Jaguars fans, not Chad Henne) It's a sad day for Jaguars fans. Not only are they 0-8 on the season, but like the Jets, they seriously downgraded from this sexy motherf***er (Blaine Gabbert)...

13. Colin Kaepernick (San Francisco 49ers) / Via

Although Colin Kaepernick scares me a little (in a sexy kind of way?) and is not my type, he has a RIDICULOUS body AND is definitely the quarterback most likely to get naked in the NFL (always a good thing...)

12. Joe Flacco (Baltimore Ravens)

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While Flacco has definitely aged gracefully, he's aged nontheless...still, I wouldn't kick the 2013 Superbowl winning QB out of bed...just so long as he never rocks this look again...

9. Tony Romo (Dallas Cowboys) / Via

As a Redskins fan, I had to be objective on this one. As much of a giant douche crybaby as Romo is, he is handsome enough to be featured in Jimmy Kimmel's Handsome Men's Club...and marry a Miss USA contestant. So despite those ears, he must be doing something right...

2. Tom Brady (New England Patriots) / Via

Coming in as the #1 DILF, Brady, who is almost too hot for his own good, would usually take the number one spot on this list...he recently wore his hair like this (see below)...and that's just unforgivable.