1. He is really really really ridiculously good looking.
Even he knows it.
I mean, time literally stops when he looks at you.
2. He looks great in everything.
He looks dapper in a suit...
Mature in this leopard ensemble...
Boy seriously knows how to take a fashion risk.
Perfect with no clothes on...
He even looks as good* as Miley Cyrus.
*And by as good, I mean better. Sorry Miley.
3. He has the voice of an angel.
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No, but really.
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4. He has a super cute butt.
We always knew Harry Styles was *cheeky*
And a really big...
Heart.
5. He is absolutely hysterical.
Nailed it.
Guys, the remake of "Ghost" looks pretty good...
Harry and Marcel Styles everyone.
6. And a jokester at heart.
The future of modeling.
Prank calling. Still cool.
NOOOOOOOOOOO!
7. But he is also sensitive.
I. CANT.
Cheer up baby, you're always fabulous.
A god among us, Harry helps children in Africa.
He even feeds lowly paparazzi.
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YOU DON'T DESERVE THAT BURGER.
8. He is quite the family man.
He was the best man at his mom's wedding...
And a supportive little brother at his sister's graduation.
Warning: Hot guy with baby.
And we know he's going to be the best DILF around.
9. He has flawless hair...
Which never ceases to steal the show.
It even looks good all wet.
All.Wet.
10. And an adorable smile.
Both in black and white...
And in color.
11. He's daring.
Only Harry has the balls to peel an orange behind Rihanna...
Or attempt to do the "dirty dancing" move in front of millions...
Or cover himself in bad-ass tattoos.
Not to mention rock a 3rd and 4th nipple.
12. He's clearly a good lover.
Come to mama.
I mean, he definitely knows what you like...
And isn't shy about asking for what he wants.
Don't mind if I do.
He isn't afraid to show affection...
And his flirt game is out of this world...
Just ask his past conquests.
Fellas, that means you too!
Harry, the equal opportunity lover.
13. And has the best bromances on the planet.
With his band mates...
All hail Larry Stylinson!
Zayn, not so shy anymore ;)
And TV stars...
Fellow musicians...
Even sports legends!
14. His dance moves are nothing if not sexy.
Bring it around town.
And quarky.
Not to mention spirited.
15. He's always down to entertain his fans.
At award shows...
On stage...
In his bathroom...
He's even there for his biggest fans in person...
"When I say "Harry," you say "Styles."
"When I say "One D," you say "irection."
16. He's a fantastic interviewee.
He tells it like it is...
He's charming...
He's great at impressions...
He's always willing to go the extra mile...
He never loses focus...
God, he's even cute when he's mad.
And he's not above doing something ridiculous for a laugh.
Here's a little compilation.
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17. He's a good sport.
Like when he took this shoe to the crotch...
Or when he helped his interviewer in what turned out to be a fake pregnancy prank...
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Watch the entire video to see Harry be the most perfect human on earth.
He even lets his band mates undress him for the good of mankind.
18. He's athletic.
Sweat. Baby, sweat.
This should be the new required outfit for volleyball.
You know what they say about big hands...
And in related news, Harry just made golf hot.
19. He's in the best boy band of the CENTURY.
Calm down Backstreet Boys' fans, it's just true.
Adorbs.
20. And because HE'S THE MOST PERFECT HUMAN ON THE PLANET.
Adorable.
Sexy.
Passionate.
Friendly.
Fun.
Caring.
Sensual.
Loving.
So, Happy Birthday Harry! I hope today is as magnificent as you are.
Stay swoon-worthy babe.
