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12 Pick-Up Lines Only A Pilgrim Can Use

Only use these flirty lines if you're rocking a top hat and shoes with buckles this fall. Remember: it's not Thanksgiving if there's no Stove Top®!

1. "On a scale from 1 to 9, you’re a PuriTEN."


2. "Is that a mirror in your pantaloons? Because I can see myself in them."

3. "We might have Separatist beliefs, but we should share a bed."

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4. "This love is about to go into uncharted territory." / Via BuzzFeed

5. "I’ll be your Mayflower, Juneflower, Julyflower, Augustflower, etc."

6. "I'm gonna Plymouth Rock your world."

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7. "Wanna party like it’s 1620?"


8. "Is that a wishbone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"


9. "I don’t want to be too corny, but I will navigate through the maize to find a way to your heart."

10. "You’ll make my eyes leak like the Speedwell if you don’t go out with me."

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11. "I want to establish a new colony… in your heart."


12. "I love a girl with a scurvy figure"

Need dating advice? Listen to The Pilgrim; he knows best.

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