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12 Pick-Up Lines Only A Pilgrim Can Use

Only use these flirty lines if you're rocking a top hat and shoes with buckles this fall. Remember: it's not Thanksgiving if there's no Stove Top®!

1. "On a scale from 1 to 9, you’re a PuriTEN."

2. "Is that a mirror in your pantaloons? Because I can see myself in them."

3. "We might have Separatist beliefs, but we should share a bed."

4. "This love is about to go into uncharted territory."

5. "I’ll be your Mayflower, Juneflower, Julyflower, Augustflower, etc."

6. "I'm gonna Plymouth Rock your world."

7. "Wanna party like it’s 1620?"

8. "Is that a wishbone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

9. "I don’t want to be too corny, but I will navigate through the maize to find a way to your heart."

10. "You’ll make my eyes leak like the Speedwell if you don’t go out with me."

11. "I want to establish a new colony… in your heart."

12. "I love a girl with a scurvy figure"

Need dating advice? Listen to The Pilgrim; he knows best.

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