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    Renaissance Nerd Punishes Teenage Daughter With Vicious Armored Sword Beatdown

    38 year old Freemon Everett was angry with his daughter for going out of town to what he described to police as a “crack-house.” When Everett found out about his daughter’s little adventure he did what any good father would do–he told her to suit up into some medieval armor and fight him in their backyard. He got a little carried away, however. From 2am-4am an epic battle took place.