Artist Renda Writer assembled his second annual birthday tribute to Ellen DeGeneres, with exactly 67 portraits of Ms. DeGeneres (that's, um, her age...plus 13 extra for shits and giggles)
10. Caricature
Better with a bigger nose. By Lori Pratico.
9. Zombie Ellen
Ellen as laughing Medusa? Or is she a cackling zombie?
8. Thrashin' Ellen
Ellen dances and she's got, uh, skater shoes on sometimes ... with a pantsuit
7. Ellen's Got a Gun
... on a tote
6. Abstract Ellen
It's like, all album cover-y and stuff. These eyes ... these eyes have seen a lot of Ellen and they're never gonna see another Ellen ... ugh. You get the idea.
5. Finding Ellen
Just keep swimmin' Ellen, or whatever ... in your top hat and tails ... underwate
4. Ellen as Some Sort of Caricature Troll
That gremlin is dressed like Ellen! Kill. It. With. Fire
3. Raccoon Make-up Artist
Yup. Raccoons are the new LOL Cats. Feel it.
2.Birth of Ellen
That's exactly how it happened: Ellen came floating into our lives on a scallop shell
1. Norman Rockwell vs. Norma Cockwell
It's Ellen and Portia, not Dolores and Eddie.
