1. For the '90s addict.
2. For when you need an extra nose to pick.
3. When it's too warm for YOU to wear faux-fur.
4. If you're having a really hard time growing up.
5. If you're really into snack time.
6. When you're forever alone.
7. If your childhood dreams of being an architect have since been destroyed.
8. When you're looking to go undercover.
9. If you just want people to think you're weird and artsy.
10. When you just don't have enough hands.
11. If you want to scare people away.
12. If you're SUPER nostalgic.
Eh, we'll pass on this one.