1. Pinwheel Table Runner
You could spend your time embroidering a beautiful one inspired by the stars, but your friends are gross and dirty and they’re just going to ruin it anyway — so stick with this cool paper version that you can make and toss after someone inevitably drops a giant blob of cranberry sauce on it.
5. Animal Place Card Holders
Sarah hates Beth because she used to date Shane and Kara can’t be near Jeff after he insulted her dog at Jason’s 4th of July party last year. Yeah, seating arrangements are freaking complicated, but at least everyone will have something shiny to stare at while they’re mulling over their hatred.