This Isn't A Quiz.
Dogs are great. Why wouldn't you get a dog? Do you not liked dogs or something? Who the hell doesn't like dogs?! What kind of monster are you?! We can't be friends anymore...unless you get a dog.
Not only is it awkward AF, but it will leave both parties feeling moderately uncomfortable.
You were told not to take this quiz, so you get nothing. What did you expect?! What? You mean you're not leaving here until we give you a result? Fine then, I guess we'll just sit here until one of us caves. You're not going to win. Why are you still here? OK fine, you win. Happy now?!
You probably don't remember, but you used to be a pigeon. You'd wander the streets picking up fallen crumbs. Soar high above the world, pooping majestically on everything down below. What happened? You used to be cool.
Don't try to deny it, we all know! You're just trying to save water though, right? That is so considerate of you! You're a modern day hero. Carry on.
Forget running, cycling is where it's at. It will tone your calves and thighs, who doesn't want great legs?! The best part? You get to sit the fuck down and still call it exercise! Everyone needs to get a bike. Where is Oprah when you need her? Everybody gets a bike!
Were you expecting a different potato? Sorry, but this is the only result you are going to potato. Why did you even take this potato? You were probably just super potato, and thought that it would make you less potato.
This isn't a quiz and you shouldn't have tried to take it. But since you're a complete rebel and listen to no one you took it anyway. We probably shouldn't reward people who break the rules but you're the exception. Here, have a sloth. You can name it whatever you like.