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  1. Would you rather...

    Be shot in the stomach with a cannonball
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    Be shot in the stomach with a cannonball
    OR open an explosive can of Duff beer?
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    OR open an explosive can of Duff beer?

16 "The Simpsons" Questions That Are Impossible To Answer

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  2. OR open an explosive can of Duff beer?
     
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  1. Would you rather...

    Live with the Spukler family
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    Live with the Spukler family
    OR Live with Patty and Selma?
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    OR Live with Patty and Selma?

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  2. OR Live with Patty and Selma?
     
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    Have to wear a Muumuu for one entire week each year
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    Have to wear a Muumuu for one entire week each year
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    OR always have to wear the exact same outfit everyday?
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    OR always have to wear the exact same outfit everyday?

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  2. OR always have to wear the exact same outfit everyday?
     
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    OR always have to wear the exact same outfit everyday?
  1. Would you rather...

    Spend a romantic evening with Hans Moleman
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    Spend a romantic evening with Hans Moleman
    OR make out with the Crazy Cat Lady?
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    OR make out with the Crazy Cat Lady?
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    Spend a romantic evening with Hans Moleman
  2. OR make out with the Crazy Cat Lady?
     
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  1. Would you rather...

    Only be able to have dreams about Ned Flanders in his ski suit
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    Only be able to have dreams about Ned Flanders in his ski suit
    OR be forced to smile 24/7
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    OR be forced to smile 24/7

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  2. OR be forced to smile 24/7
     
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    OR be forced to smile 24/7
  1. Would you rather...

    Have hair like Homer Simpson
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    Have hair like Homer Simpson
    OR have a smile like Mr. Burns?
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    OR have a smile like Mr. Burns?

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  2. OR have a smile like Mr. Burns?
     
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  1. Would you rather...

    Be forced to drink the water at Duff Gardens
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    Be forced to drink the water at Duff Gardens
    OR be forced to drink rat's milk?
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    OR be forced to drink rat's milk?

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    Be forced to drink the water at Duff Gardens
  2. OR be forced to drink rat's milk?
     
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  1. Would you rather...

    Live permanently in the attic with Hugo
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    Live permanently in the attic with Hugo
    OR live permanently in Lisa Simpson's mini tooth society?
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    OR live permanently in Lisa Simpson's mini tooth society?

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  2. OR live permanently in Lisa Simpson's mini tooth society?
     
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  1. Would you rather...

    Have a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg
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    Have a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg
    OR permanently have to wear braces like Lisa's?
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    OR permanently have to wear braces like Lisa's?

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  2. OR permanently have to wear braces like Lisa's?
     
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    OR permanently have to wear braces like Lisa's?
  1. Would you rather...

    Be forced to eat your beloved pet
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    Be forced to eat your beloved pet
    OR have Mr. Burns' head sewn onto your body?
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    OR have Mr. Burns' head sewn onto your body?

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  2. OR have Mr. Burns' head sewn onto your body?
     
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  1. Would you rather...

    Wrestle a greased up Scotsman
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    Wrestle a greased up Scotsman
    OR get a paddlin'?
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    OR get a paddlin'?

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  2. OR get a paddlin'?
     
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  1. Would you rather...

    Have an overbearing mother like Agnes Skinner
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    Have an overbearing mother like Agnes Skinner
    OR spend six months at the dreaded Kamp Krusty?
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    OR spend six months at the dreaded Kamp Krusty?

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  1. Have a head made out of doughnut
     
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    Have a head made out of doughnut
  2. OR be hit in the face with a rake repeatedly once a week for the rest of your life
     
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    OR be hit in the face with a rake repeatedly once a week for the rest of your life
  1. Would you rather...

    Be best friends with Ralph Wiggum
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    Be best friends with Ralph Wiggum
    OR be best friends with Neslon Muntz?
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    OR be best friends with Neslon Muntz?

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  2. OR be best friends with Neslon Muntz?
     
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  1. Would you rather...

    Face
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    Face "The Eliminator"
    OR be strapped to a spinning Aeroplane propeller for 10 minutes?
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    OR be strapped to a spinning Aeroplane propeller for 10 minutes?

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    Face "The Eliminator"
  2. OR be strapped to a spinning Aeroplane propeller for 10 minutes?
     
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    OR be strapped to a spinning Aeroplane propeller for 10 minutes?
  1. Would you rather...

    Have a Crayon lodged in your brain forever
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    Have a Crayon lodged in your brain forever
    OR swallow a jagged metal Krusty-O?
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    OR swallow a jagged metal Krusty-O?

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  2. OR swallow a jagged metal Krusty-O?
     
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    OR swallow a jagged metal Krusty-O?

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