It's Karl, Homer's assistant after getting an executive promotion.
“I want you to say to yourself 'I deserve this, I love it, I am Nature's greatest miracle!'”
It's Blinky, the three-eyed fish.
"I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?" "I'm Dave Shutton. I'm an investigative reporter who's on the road a lot, and I must say that in my day, we didn't talk that way to our elders." "Well, this is my day, and we do, sir."
Bart got 59% but earned one extra credit to get a pass.
"No... you don't understand. I tried this time. I really tried."
12 hours24 hoursTwo daysThree days
He is told that he has 24 hours to live.
"This is a videotape for my daughter, Maggie. Hi, Maggie! I'm speaking to you from beyond the grave. [ghost noises] Woooo! Heh, heh, heh. Hope that didn't scare you."
He swallowed a metal Krusty-OHe was hit by a carHe had appendicitisHe was faking it
Mr. Burns hit Bart with his car.
"Uh-oh. I, uh—I think the boy's hurt." "Oh, for crying out loud! Just give him a nickel and let's get going. "
Andy BransonStan HensonSteven CoxLance Murdock
That's Lance Murdock!
"You think you got guts? Try raising my kids." - Homer Simpson
The turkeyMashed potatoesPumpkin pieCranberry sauce
The cranberry sauce.
"Ah! Cranberry sauce a la Bart!"
It costs $82,000!
A bearA squirrelA skunkA rabbit
"I guess one person can make a difference, but most of the time, they probably shouldn't."
Edna KrabappelPatty BouvierSelma BouvierMiss Hoover
"Isn't it nice we hate the same things?"
Homer SimpsonLenny LeonardArtie ZiffBarney Gumble
Marge went to the Prom with Artie Ziff.
"Once you stop this car, I'm going to hug you and kiss you, and then I'll never be able to let you go."
Be his personal assistantClean his mansionPaint himWork at the nuclear power plant
Mr. Burns asks Marge to paint him.
"Somebody up there likes me, Smithers!" "Somebody down here likes you too, Sir". "Shut up!"
Lisa calls Homer a baboon.
"I'm glad I'm not crying. Cause I'd hate for you to think that what I'm about to say is based on emotion. But you, sir, are a baboon!"
His cowboy hatA sheriff's starEarly recessA song from his guitar
The winner got his hat! Lisa won the prize.
"I'll tell you what. Whenever you feel alone, like there's no one you can rely on, this is all you need to know."
She has chickenpoxShe has the mumpsShe has the fluShe has lice
Lisa had the mumps
"Lisa, you wasted chicken pox. Don't waste the mumps!"