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Can You Help Make A Man Out Of Mulan?

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China is under attack from a brutal enemy, the Huns. Mulan’s father has been called to serve his country at war, but she knows that if he leaves, he won't come back. Mulan sees no other option but to disguise herself as a man and take her father's place in war. It’s a dangerous mission. Any female caught pretending to be a man will be punished with death. Please help Mulan pretend to be a man and save China!

  1. Mulan leaves her home to attend army training. She takes with her a strange red dragon and a cricket that is said to be lucky. Mulan has to make herself look as manly as possible. What should she change?

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    Her hair. It needs to be short like all the other army men's hair.
    Her hair. It needs to be short like all the other army men's hair.
    Her clothes. The army uniform seems pretty manly.
    Her clothes. The army uniform seems pretty manly.
    Her name. She needs to think of a strong, manly sounding name.
    Her name. She needs to think of a strong, manly sounding name.
    Her bare skin. Some fake tattoos will just scream
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    Her bare skin. Some fake tattoos will just scream "I'm a man."
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  2. Mulan arrives at the army training camp. She sees nothing but strong, sweaty men and realises that she’s in for some tough times ahead. Maybe it would be nice to confide in someone. Who should Mulan befriend?

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    The red dragon and the lucky cricket are the only friends Mulan will need.
    The red dragon and the lucky cricket are the only friends Mulan will need.
    Chien Po. He seems like a nice and easy going guy.
    Chien Po. He seems like a nice and easy going guy.
    Chi Fu. He seems to know everything that goes on around this place.
    Chi Fu. He seems to know everything that goes on around this place.
    No one. It would be best for Mulan to just keep to herself.
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    No one. It would be best for Mulan to just keep to herself.
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  3. Oh, no! Some tough guy wants to pick a fight with Mulan. Mulan has no idea how to react. What should she do?!

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    Fight back. Maybe Mulan can get a couple of good punches in.
    Fight back. Maybe Mulan can get a couple of good punches in.
    Reason with him. Maybe he just needs to be calmed down.
    Reason with him. Maybe he just needs to be calmed down.
    Take the beating. Fighting back would be pointless.
    Take the beating. Fighting back would be pointless.
    Leg it! He can't hurt Mulan if he can't catch her.
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    Leg it! He can't hurt Mulan if he can't catch her.
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  4. Great, that worked! Now, which of these activities would make Mulan seem the manliest? She needs to make a good impression amongst her fellow comrades.

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    Practice with the bow and arrow. Everybody loves a sharp shooter.
    Practice with the bow and arrow. Everybody loves a sharp shooter.
    Mess around with some sticks. Maybe if she swings them around enough she'll look cool.
    Mess around with some sticks. Maybe if she swings them around enough she'll look cool.
    Practice lighting rockets. That could come in handy later on.
    Practice lighting rockets. That could come in handy later on.
    Get in a quick workout. A good solider needs strong legs.
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    Get in a quick workout. A good solider needs strong legs.
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  5. Things are going great, everyone appears to be deceived thus far. Mulan decides to climb a tall pole to prove her manliness. But, uh-oh! She's stuck, and everyone is looking. What can Mulan do to get down?

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    Cry out of sheer embarrassment and hope someone helps.
    Cry out of sheer embarrassment and hope someone helps.
    Cling to the pole for dear life and slowly slide down.
    Cling to the pole for dear life and slowly slide down.
    Just jump down. Her legs will probably break, but maybe then she can go home and forget this mess.
    Just jump down. Her legs will probably break, but maybe then she can go home and forget this mess.
    Call out for help. But remember to make it sound super manly.
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    Call out for help. But remember to make it sound super manly.
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  6. Phew! She made it down. The general approaches Mulan. Wow, he’s dreamy! But she can’t let her guard down now. If he finds out that Mulan is actually a woman, she will be killed. How should Mulan distract herself from the hunky general?

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    Set off some fireworks. It could attract the enemy, but meh, she needs a distraction.
    Set off some fireworks. It could attract the enemy, but meh, she needs a distraction.
    Go for a swim. That should help her cool off.
    Go for a swim. That should help her cool off.
    Listen to the red dragon's latest rap song entitled
    Listen to the red dragon's latest rap song entitled "Limp Noodle." He's so talented.
    Eat her feelings. Mulan has no chance with the general.
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    Eat her feelings. Mulan has no chance with the general.
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  7. Mulan forgets about the general for now, the distraction worked! A siren signals; that means it’s time to go to war. The army rolls out. There is going to be a lot of walking, how should Mulan pass the time on the journey to the battle front?

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    Focus on the placement of each step. The terrain is quite dangerous.
    Focus on the placement of each step. The terrain is quite dangerous.
    Collect dolls. Mulan has a killer doll collection back home.
    Collect dolls. Mulan has a killer doll collection back home.
    Give the other soldiers much needed make overs. Beautiful.
    Give the other soldiers much needed make overs. Beautiful.
    Sing songs about what kind of women she likes.
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    Sing songs about what kind of women she likes.
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  8. The army reaches the battle front. In the distance, the Huns are approaching. Mulan needs to think of a plan to stop them quickly, otherwise her entire army will fall. What should she do?

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    Tell the leader of the Huns that he's beautiful and ask
    Tell the leader of the Huns that he's beautiful and ask "Who hurt you?" He just needs a friendly ear.
    Send the cricket into battle. He's supposed to be lucky, right?!
    Send the cricket into battle. He's supposed to be lucky, right?!
    Make the Huns some food. They're probably just hangry.
    Make the Huns some food. They're probably just hangry.
    Fire a rocket and hope for the best. Maybe that will stop those nasty Huns!
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    Fire a rocket and hope for the best. Maybe that will stop those nasty Huns!
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Can You Help Make A Man Out Of Mulan?

You got: You helped save China, but Mulan did not survive.

Your plan worked, China was saved. Unfortunately, Mulan's disguise was not enough to fool her comrades and she was killed. That was certainly no way to treat a hero!

You helped save China, but Mulan did not survive.
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You got: You failed to defeat the Huns and Mulan was killed.

Wow, you really screwed up. Mulan probably could have done a better job on her own. The Huns took over China and Mulan was quickly disposed of after her true identity was discovered. Oh well, you tried.

You failed to defeat the Huns and Mulan was killed.
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You got: You helped save China!

China is safe, and so is Mulan. Her secret is still just that: a secret. No one but her family will ever learn the true identity of the soldier that saved China.

You helped save China!
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You got: You helped save China and kept Mulan alive!

China has been saved, but Mulan's secret was exposed. Luckily the general decided that they could not have defeated their enemy without her, and Mulan's life was spared.

You helped save China and kept Mulan alive!
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