1. Why are you so obsessed with Pumpkin flavoured everything?
2. And Oreos? What's so special about them?
3. And while we're on the subject of biscuits...
4. If you want Australian cuisine, you won't get it here.
Because everyone knows Alice Spring is well known for it's quesadillas.
5. CHICKEN IN A FUCKING CAN?!
6. How many times do we have to tell you that Vegemite is not to be eaten straight out of the jar?!
Are you trying to kill yourselves?