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20 "Would You Rather" Questions That Will Make You Question Everything

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  1. Would you rather:

    Never be able to flush the toilet
    Carry a roll of toilet paper around forever

20 "Would You Rather" Questions That Will Make You Question Everything

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  1. Would you rather:

    Never be able to talk
    Never be able to stop talking

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  1. Would you rather:

    Eat a loaf of stale bread
    Drink a glass of spoiled milk

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    Drink a glass of spoiled milk
  1. Would you rather:

    Only wear fluorescent green clothes forever
    Wear the same unwashed underwear forever

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    Only wear fluorescent green clothes forever
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    Wear the same unwashed underwear forever
  1. Would you rather:

    Never go outside
    Never go inside

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    Never go outside
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    Never go inside
  1. Would you rather:

    Sleep in the room with water for a month
    Sleep in the room with spiders for a night

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    Sleep in the room with water for a month
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    Sleep in the room with spiders for a night
  1. Would you rather:

    Travel to the future
    Travel to the past

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    Travel to the future
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    Travel to the past
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  1. Would you rather:

    Eat chocolate cake that tastes like dog poop
    Eat dog poop that tastes like chocolate cake

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    Eat chocolate cake that tastes like dog poop
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    Eat dog poop that tastes like chocolate cake
  1. Would you rather:

    Pee myself every time someone says my name
    Poop myself every time I say someone else's name

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    Pee myself every time someone says my name
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    Poop myself every time I say someone else's name
  1. Would you rather:

    Eat a bowl of slug slime
    Never be able to stop sneezing

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    Never be able to stop sneezing
  1. Would you rather:

    Have toothpicks for fingers
    Have hair made out of straw

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    Have toothpicks for fingers
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    Have hair made out of straw
  1. Would you rather:

    Eat a stranger's snot
    Lick a stranger's armpit

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    Lick a stranger's armpit
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  1. Would you rather:

    Watch porn with my parents
    Watch porn starring my parents

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    Watch porn with my parents
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    Watch porn starring my parents
  1. Would you rather:

    Live with flamingos for a month
    Live with people who ignore me for the rest of my life

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    Live with flamingos for a month
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    Live with people who ignore me for the rest of my life
  1. Would you rather:

    Smell like rotten eggs forever
    Drink a diarrhea milkshake once

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    Smell like rotten eggs forever
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    Drink a diarrhea milkshake once
  1. Would you rather:

    Only speak in song
    Only be able to say ten words per day

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    Only speak in song
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    Only be able to say ten words per day
  1. Would you rather:

    Pluck out all of my eye lashes
    Burn all of my taste buds

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    Pluck out all of my eye lashes
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    Burn all of my taste buds
  1. Would you rather:

    Eat a stranger's pube
    Eat a stranger's toe nail clipping

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    Eat a stranger's pube
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    Eat a stranger's toe nail clipping
  1. Would you rather:

    Always speak in a sarcastic tone
    Laugh at everything anyone says

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    Always speak in a sarcastic tone
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    Laugh at everything anyone says
  1. Would you rather:

    Brush my teeth with a stranger's toothbrush forever
    Drink a glass of dog saliva once

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    Brush my teeth with a stranger's toothbrush forever
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    Drink a glass of dog saliva once

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