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Quiz: Are You Going To Hell?

Do you like it hot? Well, we’re about to quiz you to find out if you could be spending your after life in eternal hellfire. If you’ve committed one of the following sins, it's a slap on the wrist, death, and/or an eternity of hellfire. If you get all these questions correct though, congrats! You're in the clear. Whether you’re going to hell or not, check out Kobo’s new game related to Satan’s lair and you have a chance to win $5,000: http://www.kobo.com/thedescent #KoboDescent

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  1. 1. You're at brunch with some friends, and someone offers you a piece of their bacon. What do you do?

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    You put it in your mouth and say thank you! In that order!
    Graciously, you say "no thanks, friend."
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    According to Leviticus 11:7-8, pigs are off limits. "Of their flesh ye shall not eat, and their carcase ye shall not touch; they are unclean to you."

  2. 2. Your friend Jesse approaches you to tell you about some juicy gossip he heard concerning a friend of yours. What do you do?

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    Tell him politely that you'd rather not discuss the subject.
    Get some popcorn and cozy up. You love dirt.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Leviticus 19:16 - "Thou shalt not go up and down as a talebearer among thy people." Well this is just sort of a good rule of thumb.

  3. 3. It's Friday, and you're getting ready to leave work. Before you can get out the door, however, your boss approaches you and asks you to come in on Sunday. What do you say?

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    "Fine." She is your boss, after all.
    "Absolutely not! 'Tis the day of rest!"
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Looking to make a little extra cash on the weekend? Well, forget about it. "Whosoever doeth any work in the sabbath day, he shall surely be put to death." - Exodus 31:14-15

  4. 4. Congrats! You've got brand new twin babies! It's bath time now, and you've only got one tub and a short amount of time. What do you do?

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    Put 'em both in the tub! Whatever!
    Wash 'em one at a time!
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    This one's not a sin, but it could still land you in trouble if you live in Los Angeles where it's illegal to wash two babies in one tub.

  5. 5. The last time you were visiting your parents, your mother told you that you looked like a vagrant, because your hair was so long. Should you maybe think about getting it cut?

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    Sure. You'll save money on shampoo!
    Hell no! Not my luscious locks!
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Leviticus 19:27 says "Ye shall not round the corners of your heads," which essentially means - don't cut those luscious locks. Let 'em flow free.

  6. 6. You're a man, and you happen to see a beautiful woman pass you by on the sidewalk. You are taken with her! Do you wink?

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    No! Too forward!
    Obviously.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    NOT A SIN! But watch out. If you're in Ottumwa, IA it's illegal for any man to wink at a woman with whom he is "unacquainted."

  7. 7. Stay with us, here. Your pet donkey is hanging out in its favorite spot, your bathtub. It's 6:59pm, and this donkey is getting sleepy. What do you do?

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    Get him outta there!! Immediately!
    Aw, let him sleep.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Believe it or not, this one isn't a sin but you should beware that in Oklahoma, it's illegal to have a sleeping donkey in your bathtub after 7pm.

  8. 8. A friend of yours is apprenticing at a tattoo parlor, and begs you to let him practice on you. Do you let him?

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    Sure, anything to help out a friend.
    No! Are you kidding? No.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Inkin' is not ok. This includes even the tiniest ankle tat of a chinese symbol. "Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you" Leviticus 19:28

  9. 9. Rewind to when you were a kid. Your parents have just grounded you for reasons you feel are unjust. Do you curse them out?

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    Nope. That would be disrespectful.
    YEAH.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Exodus 21:17 - "He that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death." Clearly this rule maker forgot the simple fact that Parents Just Don't Understand.

  10. 10. You've just challenged your nemesis to a duel. He declines, because he is a coward. Do you call him out on being a sissy coward face?

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    No. He has his reasons.
    SISSY COWARD FACE! SISSY COWARD FAAAAAAAACE!
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Okay, okay - this one's a law, not a sin. In the state of West Virginia, it is illegal to taunt someone for not accepting a challenge for a duel.

Quiz: Are You Going To Hell?

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