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How To Socialize At Work

If you're like me, you want to make friends in your office but don't know how!!! Also if you are like me you work on a lonely island and only have a 5 second window of time to make an impression. And you're lactose intolerant.

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Tuesday:

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Everyone is still pretty wiped from Monday. Shake things up! When someone says "how are you?" respond with "hanging in there. Thank God for coffee, huh?" and then you'll both have a good fake laugh about it.

In Summary:

Monday-Tuesday: "Oh boy can't believe we're back here, huh Tom?"

Wednesday: "wow oh wow almost over the hump! That went fast, even though I spent the last two days talking about how slow this week was."

Thursday: "Thank fucking god tomorrow is Friday."

Friday:

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