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    Posted on Jul 7, 2014

    17 Times You Wished You Could Unsee "Spongebob"

    NIGHTMARE FUEL

    1. That time Spongebob was ripped from tip to taint.

    2. Now I know that you can buy spongeplugs somewhere in Bikini Bottom.

    3. That's a skin suit. That's a straight up fish skin suit that exists in our physical world.

    4. This is the beginning of Two Sea Creatures One Cup.

    5. =Squidwar you don't have to put on that red dress tonight.

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    ESPECIALLY NOT FOR SPONGEBOB THAT PERV

    6. Oh my god, kill me now.

    7. I get that you need to keep your cooch clean of krabs, but Krab cleaning his cooch is too much for me.

    8. That time he looked like he was inside out and we got a bonus up-taint shot.

    9. ~ slooooooow mooooootion liiiiiiiiiiiiiiick ~

    10. ~ rapid licking ~

    11. Note to self a sentient sponge molds from the inside out.

    12. THOSE ARE INNARDS. SPONGE INNARDS. WE'RE WATCHING A MURDER.

    13. The only time I ever want to see someone's inner eyelids if there's a treasure map to gold bullions tattooed on the inside of them.

    14. This is how dementors are made.

    15. LITERALLY MADE OUT OF YOUR MOM'S CHEST HAIR*

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    *Actually it's Spongebob's eyelashes which is way more disgusting.

    16. There's too many dicks on two many faces.

    17. WHY CRUEL GODS?!?!?!??!?!?

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