1. That time he napped in line for H Hall at SDCC like the rest of us plebeians.
2. That time he graciously graced fans with the the Pushing Daisies kiss we've been waiting FIVE WHOLE YEARS FOR?!?!?!
3. And speaking of emotional closure...
4. That time he was such a precious delightful angel that other celebs couldn't help but fangirl over him.
5. When Lee Pace DECIMATED Chris Pratt in their intergalactic dance-off.
6. Though to be perfectly fair, he's just as adorable when he's getting his ass kicked in a dance-off.
7. That time he proved no one looks as good as he does with live meerkats crawling all over them.
8. Every single time he nailed the art of the #elfie.
9. That time he was adorably happy to find more of his blue brethren.
10. That time he straight up sassed Gandalf all the way back to the Shire.
11. That time he was talking about the fictional character his maybe boyfriend (Richard Armitage) plays.
V A P O R S
12. Actually every single time Lee and Rich interacted.
You know there's nothing to be disappointed by there don't you Lee?
13. When his luscious beautiful weave destroyed all enemies who dared to face him.
Also, I guess, his sword.
14. Also every time he graced us with ALL THAT BOOTY.
15. And speaking of booty, how bout that time he played an openly bisexual character on Halt and Catch Fire and we all just needed to take a minute.
16. *sees double* *sits down* *drinks water*
17. Every single fucking time he gave you a new appreciation for a man in good dress shirt.
18. That time he was just casually texting through the galaxy.
19. And also casually rode into battle on moose.
20. That time he invited us on a date to pet lions and all our dreams came true.
21. That time he admitted to us even Elven kings are subject to human urges.
Maybe take care of this before you ride into battle, though.