1.
When someone starts poppin off on Beyoncé's feminism:
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When your teachers don't get why you hate them:
3.
When your token straight white male friend is like:
4.
When you hear someone talking about millennials:
6.
When your drunk uncle tries to go in on Thanksgiving:
7.
When you hear celeb gossip:
8.
When your dash is blowing up:
9.
When you're at the pharmacy:
10.
When you see any pet that you don't already own:
11.
When you out with the squad:
12.
When anybody uses the word friendzone:
13.
When bitches try and drag your bff:
14.
When that one bitch doesn't get Star Wars:
15.
When someone fixes their mouth to talk about 'those girls':