1.
Dave Coulier's pinstrip/picnic table combo.
2.
And his weak-ass skating.
3.
But especially whatever's happening to Dave here.
4.
Dash Mihok's unfortunately small hats.
5.
And his stupid world premiere.
6.
Definitely Dash's awkward suit jacket/denim jeans combo.
7.
Ryan Adams' Colonel Sanders tie (wut).
8.
And his ridiculously pink sunglasses.
9.
But especially Ryan's sensual microphone make out sessions.
11.
And his larger than life movie poster.
13.
Tom Ballanco's weird luggage tag(?) jewelry.
14.
And Tom's fake yoga t-shirts.
15.
But mostly, Tom Ballanco's super cringy People Magazine profile.
It's okay Alanis - we've all dated losers in the past.
But you figured how revenge is best served.
Never change you flawless 90's queen.
