17 Reasons Lumpy Space Prince Is The Perfect Boyfriend

    OH MY GLOB. Spoilers for Thursday's episode "The Prince Who Wanted Everything".

    1. He's so handsome that it's literally witchcraft.

    2. Food moves him to tears.

    3. He's a deep freudian thinker.

    4. He would sacrifice himself for you.

    5. He's all about honesty.

    6. Like total, brutal honesty.

    7. He's extremely generous.

    8. Dancing with him feels like floating in a dream with your own superimposed faces.

    9. He's always searching for perfection.

    10. ~ mustache ~

    11. His street style is on point.

    12. ~ BANGS ~

    13. He's fearless in battle.

    14. ESPECIALLY IF IT'S A KAREOKE BATTLE.

    15. He's a total gentleman.

    16. LSP knows the true value of children (as tables).

    17. Literally 2 kawaii 4 u.

    DATE ME LUMPY SPACE PRINCE