1. Is this (adorable) baby chick eating #SuperSoldierSerum? statigr.am 2. Do these weird feathered and bedazzled child flip flops bestow the power of #HumanFlight? statigr.am 3. Maybe this Starbucks coffee is #Veritaserum? statigr.am 4. Is this another doorway to #Narnia? statigr.am Please note it's also tagged as #dogsofsummer. Whatever that means. 5. THIS IS A TERRIFYING #DEMONOFTHENIGHT AND NOTHING ELSE. statigr.am 6. Uh...does each wrinkle on this puppy's (also adorable) face hold a different #multiverse? statigr.am 7. Maybe this ferris wheel goes fast enough to #TimeTravel? statigr.am 8. ............... statigr.am 9. I can only assume this face mask is made out of #VibraniumAlloy? statigr.am 10. Uh...maybe Horsehead Man is entering the #WorstCostumeContest? statigr.am :(((((((((((( 11. Maybe this is Aquaman's version of #DrinkingTheBloodOfHisEnemies? statigr.am 12. Maybe her flower bikini is #irradiated and she's trying to call for help? statigr.am 13. I can only assume this drunk bro in a parking lot is taking a pic with #SueStorm. statigr.am 14. And that this is #preserum Steve Rogers taking inspirational shirtless bathroom selfies on his iPhone. statigr.am 15. Double Styles = #HumanCloning #Truthers #ThingsTheGovernmentDoesn'tWantYouToKnow statigr.am 16. Idk, 'Cranberry' must be a code word for #PolyjuicePotion? statigr.am 17. No idea. Literally no fucking clue. statigr.am What the actual fuck? How does porn, candy, Active bars, and a giant fucking knife end with a #nerd? TELL ME INSTAGRAM.