3. AND WHO EVEN WANTS TO GO SAN DIEGO WHERE THE SANDERSON SISTERS ARE PROBABLY MAKING AMAZING MOUTH MUSIC, UGH I HATE MUSIC I HATE LIFE.
5. ONLY SAN DIEGANS USE TOILETS STOP TOILET USE 2K14.
8. WHY WOULD I BE INSANELY JEALOUS OF SOMETHING CALLED A PANNIBAL, PANNIBAL ISN’T EVEN A REAL WORD.
10. AND LIKE WHY EVEN BOTHER GOING ALL THE WAY TO SDCC FOR A GAMBIT DICK PIC WITHOUT THE DICK?!?!?! THERE IS NO JOY TO BE HAD IN THE HALLOWED ARTISTS ALLEY OF SDCC.
11. LISTEN TATIANA AS SARAH AS ALISON AS SHAUN COSPLAYCEPTION IS JUST RUDE.
12. ONLY FOOLS FIGHT SUPERMAN IN JUST A COWL AND A CAPE.
“Preview of Ben Affleck’s Batman costume in Batman v Superman #SDCC”
13. WHO IN THIER RIGHT MIND WOULD WANT TO DANCE WITH WOLVERINE WHILE ELIJAH WOOD WAS DJ-ING AT A PARTY?
14. NO I DON’T WANT PEDRO PASCAL TO SERVE ME A DRINK, DRINKING IS BAD FOR YOU ANYWAY I READ THAT ON WEB MD.
16. *UGLY LAUGHTER*
NEXT YEAR I SWEAR. *GAZES HOPEFULLY INTO THE FUTURE*
- ISIS has claimed responsibility for a bombing that killed at least 80 people in Afghanistan Saturday.
- Hillary Clinton made her debut with VP pick Tim Kaine, who dipped into Spanish and spoke on support for immigration reform and gun control.
- The gunman who killed at least 10 people at a Munich, Germany mall was an 18-year-old "obsessed" with mass shootings, police said.