3. AND WHO EVEN WANTS TO GO SAN DIEGO WHERE THE SANDERSON SISTERS ARE PROBABLY MAKING AMAZING MOUTH MUSIC, UGH I HATE MUSIC I HATE LIFE.
5. ONLY SAN DIEGANS USE TOILETS STOP TOILET USE 2K14.
8. WHY WOULD I BE INSANELY JEALOUS OF SOMETHING CALLED A PANNIBAL, PANNIBAL ISN’T EVEN A REAL WORD.
10. AND LIKE WHY EVEN BOTHER GOING ALL THE WAY TO SDCC FOR A GAMBIT DICK PIC WITHOUT THE DICK?!?!?! THERE IS NO JOY TO BE HAD IN THE HALLOWED ARTISTS ALLEY OF SDCC.
11. LISTEN TATIANA AS SARAH AS ALISON AS SHAUN COSPLAYCEPTION IS JUST RUDE.
12. ONLY FOOLS FIGHT SUPERMAN IN JUST A COWL AND A CAPE.
“Preview of Ben Affleck’s Batman costume in Batman v Superman #SDCC”
13. WHO IN THIER RIGHT MIND WOULD WANT TO DANCE WITH WOLVERINE WHILE ELIJAH WOOD WAS DJ-ING AT A PARTY?
14. NO I DON’T WANT PEDRO PASCAL TO SERVE ME A DRINK, DRINKING IS BAD FOR YOU ANYWAY I READ THAT ON WEB MD.
16. *UGLY LAUGHTER*
NEXT YEAR I SWEAR. *GAZES HOPEFULLY INTO THE FUTURE*
- President Donald Trump and first lady Melania Trump had their first dance to Frank Sinatra's "My Way" at an inaugural ball 🇺🇸
- On his first day in office President Trump signed an executive order to "minimize the economic burden" of the Affordable Care Act.
- Over 200 people were arrested as anti-Trump protesters and police clashed in Washington, DC, during the inauguration.
- Flights around the country are packed with pink as people stream into the nation's capital for the Women's March on Washington 👭 💖