1.
Because she's detail-oriented.
2.
Because she dreamcasts herself in Space Jam just like you.
3.
Because she's all about that professional pajama grind.
4.
Because she has her priorities in order.
5.
Because she knows her strengths.
6.
Because her fan theories are on our level.
7.
Because she went to a public sauna and lived to tell the tale.
8.
Because she works on her night cheese.
10.
Because no fan question is too mundane.
11.
Because she's on Leslie Knope's level.
12.
Because she recognizes a torture device when she sees one.
14.
Because she's the wildcard friend.
15.
Because she fangirls over Johanna just like the rest of us.
