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17 Lives That Jay Z Has Personally Ruined

WHY YOU GOTTA PLAY ME LIKE THAT HOV.

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ICYMI: Beyoncé and Nicki Minaj released a video for "Feeling Myself".

Watch Beyoncé & Nicki Minaj's 'Feeling Myself' Music Video on TIDAL: http://t.co/SBoDkPL70J

Exclusively on TIDAL, Jay Z's streaming service that nobody subscribes to because Spotify exists.

TIDAL / Via lovebscott.com

1. Some people are keeping their cool and simply appreciating Jay Z's business saavy.

2. But mostly the populace is collectively losing their shit.

THERE'S A MUSIC VIDEO FOR "FEELIN MYSELF" WITH BEYONCÉ AND NICKI AND IT'S ONLY ON TIDAL THIS IS HOW JAY Z WILL MURDER ME

3. And desperately hunting for leaks.

Me waiting for someone to copy the Feeling Myself video from Tidal and upload it to the internet

4. Because honestly, you probably don't even know someone who knows someone who has TIDAL.

Congrats to all 9 ppl who get to exclusively watch Beyoncé and Nicki Minaj video

5. And you're reduced to this, rt'ing stills from the video.

6. IT'S NOT LIKE WATCHING THE VIDEO AT ALL, AND YET IT'S ALL WE HAVE.

when your whole TL is watching the FM video on their TIDAL accounts but u can only enjoy thru their screenshots:

7. Some people are asking the hard questions.

if a music video gets released on tidal.... does it really count as being released? or is it like when a tree falls in the woods....

8. But mostly people are questioning their own choices.

when the feeling myself music video drops on Tidal but then you remember you dont have a membership

9. But we all know who the real villain of this tale is.

Future historians will link the total breakdown of social order in 2015 to @s_c_'s refusal to share Bey x Nicki with the world

10. First of all Shawn Carter, HOW DARE YOU?!?!?

stop trying to make tidal happen it’s not going to happen

11. Second of all: HAVE MERCY ON OUR POOR BROKE PASSWORD STEALING SOULS.

WHAT AM I SUPOOSED TO DO I AM FREAIKING OUT SOMEONE GIVE ME THEIR TIDAL USERNAM EAND PASSWORD

12. NOT EVEN A FREE TRIAL CAN HELP US NOW.

When "Feeling Myself" drops on tidal and your 30 days are up

13. When people are honestly comparing this experience to U2 you've gotta know you fucked up.

this is like when apple "gave" us the free U2 album, except the exact opposite

14. The Beyhive tried appealing to Mom.

.@Beyonce MOM, JAY-Z IS GOING TO TEAR THE HIVE APART.

15. But when that didn't work they resorted to extreme measures.

*lights candle* *cues up “Partition”* *summons the ancestors* *sends them to haunt Jay-Z*

16. You've brought this upon yourself Hov.

When everyone just dropped $13 on Tidal and you saw the video for free

17. Because literally the only people who saw this video when it dropped are Illuminati.

Anybody with tidal on their phone is illuminati

May we one day get to share in this juicy goodness.

TIDAL

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