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How Gross Are Your PDA Habits?

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  1. Is kissing your significant other in public fine?

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    Fuck yeah! Everyone should be jealous of how attractive we are when we make out.
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    Mostly yeah, it depends on who we're with.
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    Meh. I'll do it if they want to.
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    Why would we kiss in public when we could be kissing in private and also naked.
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    No one should ever be looking at me while I mash my face on another face. There's a reason people kiss with their eyes closed.
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Is kissing your significant other in public fine?
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    Fuck yeah! Everyone should be jealous of how attractive we are when we make out.
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    Mostly yeah, it depends on who we're with.
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    Meh. I'll do it if they want to.
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    Why would we kiss in public when we could be kissing in private and also naked.
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    No one should ever be looking at me while I mash my face on another face. There's a reason people kiss with their eyes closed.
  1. How ~intense~ does that public kiss get?

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    I will stick my tongue as far down my bae's throat as I want. If you don't like it look the fuck away.
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    Depends on how drunk I am at that moment. Also how dark it is.
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    Just sweet PG kisses, no tongue allowed in public.
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    Depends on who we're with.
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    No. No to all this noise.
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How ~intense~ does that public kiss get?
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    I will stick my tongue as far down my bae's throat as I want. If you don't like it look the fuck away.
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    Depends on how drunk I am at that moment. Also how dark it is.
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    Just sweet PG kisses, no tongue allowed in public.
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    Depends on who we're with.
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    No. No to all this noise.
  1. How handsy do you get during the occasional public makeout?

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    ANY. FUCKING. WHERE. I. WANT.
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    I mean, if we're in a dark bar or at concert it's not like anyone can see right?
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    Above the waist for sure.
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    Only places my parents wouldn't be scandalized by.
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    Ew.
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How handsy do you get during the occasional public makeout?
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    ANY. FUCKING. WHERE. I. WANT.
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    I mean, if we're in a dark bar or at concert it's not like anyone can see right?
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    Above the waist for sure.
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    Only places my parents wouldn't be scandalized by.
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    Ew.
  1. When you're walking together down the street do you need to be touching (hand holding, arm around the shoulder, pinkie holding, hands in back pockets)?

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    My ~lover~ absorbs affection through their skin so yeah we physically can't separate ever.
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    No to the public walking ass grab but everything else is fair game.
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    Only as long as it's not inconvenient to actually walk somewhere that way.
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    What kind of monster would create a glacial two-headed mountain that disrupts the walking patterns and life of everyone around them?
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When you're walking together down the street do you need to be touching (hand holding, arm around the shoulder, pinkie holding, hands in back pockets)?
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    My ~lover~ absorbs affection through their skin so yeah we physically can't separate ever.
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    No to the public walking ass grab but everything else is fair game.
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    Only as long as it's not inconvenient to actually walk somewhere that way.
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    What kind of monster would create a glacial two-headed mountain that disrupts the walking patterns and life of everyone around them?
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  1. Do you enjoying using cutesy nicknames for each other?

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    OMG YES everybody should know who my fluffy cuddly sugarbear is!
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    The classics (sweetheart, darling, baby, honey, boo, bae, etc) are totally cool! Everyone uses them.
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    Nobody should ever use baby. Nobody should be dating a baby.
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    Only if it's a trolly nickname for their bits.
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    FUCK NO PEOPLE HAVE NAMES FOR REASON.
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Do you enjoying using cutesy nicknames for each other?
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    OMG YES everybody should know who my fluffy cuddly sugarbear is!
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    The classics (sweetheart, darling, baby, honey, boo, bae, etc) are totally cool! Everyone uses them.
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    Nobody should ever use baby. Nobody should be dating a baby.
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    Only if it's a trolly nickname for their bits.
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    FUCK NO PEOPLE HAVE NAMES FOR REASON.
  1. Do you babytalk WHILE using the cutesy nicknames?

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    There is only one way to say fluffy cuddly sugarbear.
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    No because I'm not a baby nor am I talking to a baby.
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Do you babytalk WHILE using the cutesy nicknames?
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    There is only one way to say fluffy cuddly sugarbear.
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    No because I'm not a baby nor am I talking to a baby.
  1. Do you stage couple-y Instagrams?

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    I can and will meticulously craft the perfect romantic moment for all my friends to swoon over.
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    I'll post cute photos of us if we went on a cool date (or sometimes just because I look really good in the photo).
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    Only if my parents or friends are bugging me for a photo of the new bae.
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    I can't imagine why this would be fun for anyone? Aren't we supposed to go out when we go out?
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    There's a strict no phone policy on all dates/us time.
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Do you stage couple-y Instagrams?
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    I can and will meticulously craft the perfect romantic moment for all my friends to swoon over.
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    I'll post cute photos of us if we went on a cool date (or sometimes just because I look really good in the photo).
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    Only if my parents or friends are bugging me for a photo of the new bae.
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    I can't imagine why this would be fun for anyone? Aren't we supposed to go out when we go out?
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    There's a strict no phone policy on all dates/us time.
  1. What about the rest of social media?

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    We share our love everywhere, but especially on Facebook so all my exes can see my newer, better, hotter lover.
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    Eh to Facebook but the #aftersexselfie is my life.
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    Sometimes I'll send 140 characters reminding them how much I love them.
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    We look especially good as a tumblr graphic.
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    We're off the grid and staying that way.
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What about the rest of social media?
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    We share our love everywhere, but especially on Facebook so all my exes can see my newer, better, hotter lover.
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    Eh to Facebook but the #aftersexselfie is my life.
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    Sometimes I'll send 140 characters reminding them how much I love them.
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    We look especially good as a tumblr graphic.
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    We're off the grid and staying that way.
  1. Has anybody ever asked you to stop with the PDA?

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    Yes and it did not go well for them.
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    *shamefully looks away*
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    Whatever I was pretty ~under the influence~ at the time ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    No because I have both self control and a private bedroom that I like to use.
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Has anybody ever asked you to stop with the PDA?
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    Yes and it did not go well for them.
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    *shamefully looks away*
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    Whatever I was pretty ~under the influence~ at the time ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    No because I have both self control and a private bedroom that I like to use.
  1. Would ever just straight up have sex in public?

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    Adventurous sex is the only kind of sex.
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    Listen when the mood strikes.....
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    Not like fully naked outdoor sex, but sometimes we get handsy underneath each others' clothes......
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    Hell fucking no, do you know that literally every asshole in the world has Vine now? This is literally my worst fucking nightmare.
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Would ever just straight up have sex in public?
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    Adventurous sex is the only kind of sex.
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    Listen when the mood strikes.....
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    Not like fully naked outdoor sex, but sometimes we get handsy underneath each others' clothes......
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    Hell fucking no, do you know that literally every asshole in the world has Vine now? This is literally my worst fucking nightmare.
 
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