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    Posted on Oct 2, 2013

    33 "Horrorscopes" That Will Ruin Your Life

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    1. For anybody looking for an excuse:

    2. For people with clear goals:

    3. For people dozing in class:

    4. For people really concerned about their green footprint:

    5. For people who really need a rewarding day:

    6. For literally everyone everywhere:

    7. For all the bubble boys and girls in the world:

    8. For Scorpios looking for Scorpios:

    9. For those who've been waiting for the signal:

    10. For people who are plotting futile revenge:

    11. For stubborn tits:

    12. For those looking to give back:

    13. For rams : (

    14. For lazy geniuses:

    15. For people looking for second opinion:

    16. For the good looking:

    17. For the meek inheriting the earth:

    18. For the rude:

    19. For those who plan to eat the rude:

    20. For friends:

    21. For Pisces who just need to get a grip:

    22. For fictional characters:

    23. For those in relationships with Cancers:

    24. For Cancers who can't figure out why they keep getting dumped:

    25. For anyone going to a family reunion soon:

    26. For me personally:

    27. For those who like having options:

    28. For perpetual asses:

    29. For those who just need to feel better:

    30. For the art police:

    31. For people who are super into Kool Aid:

    32. For millennials:

    33. For ...............................

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