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Here's Chris Evans, Human Dorito, On An Actual Bag Of Doritos

You've made it, Tumblr.

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Once upon a time, in a land far far away, the greatest tumblr tag in the history of tumblr tags was written.

And it inspired a revolution.

Because honestly, where is the lie?

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And now tumblr's day has finally arrived.

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FULL DORITOCEPTION IS UPON US!!!

  1. Do you think these Cool Ranch Doritos are as delicious as Chris Evans?

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    ~Cool~ and ~ranch~ is the only way I like my Avengers.
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    I will literally take any excuse to look at his face.
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    There's still real Doritos in the bag right?
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    #brands #ruin #everything
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Do you think these Cool Ranch Doritos are as delicious as Chris Evans?
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    ~Cool~ and ~ranch~ is the only way I like my Avengers.
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    I will literally take any excuse to look at his face.
  3.  
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    There's still real Doritos in the bag right?
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    #brands #ruin #everything

UPDATE: HUMAN DORITO SPEAKS OUT ON HOW FAR HE'S TRULY COME.

And subsequently I've received the best subtweet of my life.

(Just in case you're rereading this right now, this is a standing offer Chris.)

Hey @ChrisEvans want to share some Doritos and talk about more life goals? Because the above is one of my life goals.

 
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