1. Hey baby. I heard you were having a bad day.
2. Let’s talk about it. It’ll make you feel better.
3. Is your boss is making you work too hard?
4. Forget about them. Just keep being you. You’re amazing.
5. Is your best friend being so dumb that it makes you want to rip your hair out?
6. They’ll wise up soon enough, just find something to distract you.
7. WHAT? Your roommate ‘forgot’ to pay the rent this month and now you have to cover them?
8. Just turn the other cheek. It’s not like they’re going anywhere, you know where they sleep.
9. Did you get in a another redundant fight with your parents about how you live your life?
10. Smile baby - remember you don’t live with them anymore, you only have to put up with them on the phone.
11. Is your significant other eyeing up someone else right in front of you?
12. Have you seen how fine you are? Ditch them and find someone who can put a smile on your face.
13. The annoying neighbor next door and his even more annoying dog won’t shut up?
14. Put in your headphones and let me soothe you.
15. And just remember baby, I’m here for you, anytime, anywhere.
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