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17 (Maybe) True Facts About "Mad Max: Fury Road"

I can assume, because I haven't seen this movie yet hahahaha omg what am I doing with my life someone help me.

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1. It will become one with your dog. It will become your best friend and most loyal companion. It will stay with you forever.

2. It's Jupiter Ascending disguised as Kingsmen.

It looks like hot boy garbage on the outside but is actually hot girl garbage on the inside.

3. Tom Hardy's officially credited as Not! Charlize Theron on imdb.

4. Trees are as relevant as Max.

5. Motor oil is the universal symbol for vengeance.

6. It only takes one double-necked flame-throwing guitar to change the world.

7. No seriously, I can only imagine this is the apex of rock 'n' roll. Somebody call The Rolling Stones and tell them they don't have to try anymore.

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8. EVERY ROAD IS FURY ROAD IF YOU DREAM IT TO BE SO.

Look at the metaphor in the movie. Look at the metaphors in your life.

9. This movie is Hermione Granger approved.

10. Mad Max: Fury Road was not the original title.

11. Furiosa is a real name. Furiosa is a real queen. Furiosa is the only anything you need from here on out.

ALSO OMG KATE LETH GO CHECK HER OUT ON COMICS ALLIANCE!

12. Charlize is Furiosa. Furiosa is Charlize.

13. This is definitively Nicholas Hoult's best performance in a film to date.

14. This is the beginning of the end of The Bechdel Test.

15. And the beginning of the end of film execs.

16. No one was harmed in the making of this movie if you don't count your self-esteem.

17. And last but not least, it's better than Game Of Thrones.

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