1. BECAUSE AGE OF ULTRON IS LEGIT FANFIC COMING TO LIFE!!!
2. Because this is real dialogue that's definitely in the movie.
3. BECAUSE OMFG SUPERHERO BOYBAND IS REAL.
4. Because that's Clint Barton sticking out his tongue at an Asgardian god who's trash talking Earth's Mightiest Heroes I just.....
5. HAHAHAH I'M FINE, TOTALLY FINE.
6. Because we are Tony, Tony is us.
7. Because beautiful brOTPs all over the place (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
8. Because even though there's no Black Widow movie, it does look like we'll be getting a ton of Natasha backstory in Age of Ultron.
9. AND CAROL FUCKING DANVERS IS THE SOLO FEMALE SUPERHERO MOVIE THE WORLD NEEDS AND DESERVES.
10. BECAUSE WE COULD GET KAMALA KHAN!!!!!!!
11. Because the thirst is already so real for Chadwick Boseman. FUCK YEAH BLACK PANTHER.
12. And in case you haven't had a chance to pick the comics yet, T'Challa is not a man you want to fuck with.
13. Because even though we're all worried about Civil War (and the fact that it's a Cap movie), RUSSO BROS ARE BACK!!!
14. Because Thor: Ragnorak is obviously going to be HILARIOUS.
15. And at the very least we'll get more L'Oréal modeling.