5. Black Swan
My Mom Before: I hear it’s been nominated for and Oscar and that the dancing is stunning.
My Mom During: I AM NOT ENJOYING THIS.
4. Brokeback Mountian
My Dad Before: (flipping through channels on TV) Oh look that guy who plays a knight is now a cowboy.
My Dad During: (flips channel as fast as possible) So inappropriate….but not wrong, gay people are fine. Great even. Gays are…uh….just ask your Mom. And don’t Google it.
Got one worse than any of these? Leave them in the comments!
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