Response to 27 Times Starbucks Failed So Hard It Almost Won:
My name is Kitty and no matter how often I spell it slowly and clearly, it has ranged from Julie to Key (?) and sometimes is Kathy, Karen, Jill, just basically whatever the people taking orders let fall out of their brains onto the cup. So I try saying “Kitty like a cat” and of course that just becomes Kat. or Cat.