Ross: Marcel! What've you done to him? Mr. Heckles: That's my monkey. That's Patti, Patti the monkey.
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Monica: I know. How could we have let this happen? Chandler: Seven times!
First Kiss: Season 1, Episode 16-17: The One With The Two Parts *Thinking she was Ursula 2nd Kiss: Season 2, Episode 24: The One With Barry And Mindy's Wedding *When Joey needed help kissing (he also kissed Ross this episode) 3rd time: Season 7, Episode 14: The One Where They All Turn Thirty *When Phoebe wanted the perfect kiss before turning 30 (also he's 1/16th Portuguese!) 4th Time: Season 8, Episode 2: The One With The Red Sweater *After Joey proposes, thinking Phoebe is pregnant 5th Time: Season 9, Episode 5: The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner *When Phoebe suggests they order without everyone else
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Gavin: You hear a key in the hole and you jump like a young bronco coming out of a chute for the first time. I used to be a rodeo clown.
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4 Of a Kind
Ross: Well, you better hop outta the shower, cause... I gotta flush. (lays down cards) Rachel: Well, well, well, hop back in bucko, cause I got four sixes! (lays down cards) I won! I actually won! Oh my God! Y'know what? (collects chips) I think I'm gonna make a little Ross pile. (holds up a chip) I think that one was Ross's, and I think—oh—that one was Ross's.
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Ross: (to Rachel): OK, I am calling your seventeen. What do you got? Rachel: (lays down cards) Full house. Ross: You got me.
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I Touch Myself
Mike: All right, that was Kenneth with his much too literal rendition of “I touch myself”. Coming up next we’ve got Monica singing “Delta Dawn”.
Rachel: Oh that’s five Ross. Five women have had five babies! And I have had no babies! Why doesn’t she want to come out?
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Monica: Hi honey. We just got a wedding gift from Bob and Faye Bing; they don’t like us do they? (They gave them a polka-dotted punch bowl.)
Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece? Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk? (They all stare, bemused.) Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!
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Monica - Joey
While the web is complicated and many don't happen on screen, hello Monica's first kiss EVER, the only scene we see of Monica and Joey kissing is in a fantasy world where Joey was the one to hook up with Monica in London.
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Rachel: Did you get all this stuff for Joey to try and drive me out of the apartment? Honey, if you wanted to do that, you might as well just got him a fish, you know how fish freaked me out!
Phoebe: Now, wait a minute. So, they're gonna name their first child Joey? Joey: Uh-huh. Phoebe: How - how do I get them to name the next one after me? Joey: It's easy, you just walk in on them having sex.
Phoebe: Oh, so they owe me like, three Phoebes.
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Rachel: Do you guys have to go to the new house right away or do you have some time? Monica: We've got some time. Rachel: Ok, should we get some coffee? Chandler: Sure. Where?