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I'm A Third Grade Teacher, Here Are Some Notes I Confiscated From Two Students

Two students in my class were passing notes; as I continually confiscated them, a paper-wasting saga unfolded. I learned a lot about third grade romance, regret, and that I most certainly need to amp up their grammar and spelling skills.

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Ryan just wants some information.

Translation: How am I supposed to know who you like if you don't tell? So who do you like?

Translation: How am I supposed to know who you like if you don't tell? So who do you like?

Not finding any answers, he decides to take a bold approach: the truth.

Translation: Do you like me as a boyfriend? I like you.

Translation: Do you like me as a boyfriend? I like you.

Finally, a response. Perhaps not the one he was hoping for...

Boy's got goals.

Translation: So will you like me as a boyfriend next year? Because I really like you.

Translation: So will you like me as a boyfriend next year? Because I really like you.

Apparently the girls are stealthier with their notes, because I didn't notice this "on-the-side" passing.

Translation: I saw what you wrote to Madelynn, you said you want to break up with me! Are you going to break up with me then?

Translation: I saw what you wrote to Madelynn, you said you want to break up with me! Are you going to break up with me then?

He's willing to change for you!

Translation: So we are just friends. Then who do you like as a boy friends- me or someone else?

Translation: So we are just friends. Then who do you like as a boy friends- me or someone else?

After getting no response...

Translation: Do you like me as a boyfriend, and are we dating?

Translation: Do you like me as a boyfriend, and are we dating?

AHHHH sweet bliss for Ry-guy.

Translation: You are the best girlfriend ever.

Translation: You are the best girlfriend ever.

That was short lived. An antagonist is introduced: Bradon. WHO EVEN IS BRADON?!

This rollercoaster of emotions comes to an end with the end of the school day... I'm still #teamRyan

Translation: You pick Bradon but you can't take words back. Everything you said to Bradon you can't take but you and Bradon are doing that so my life is ruined.

Translation: You pick Bradon but you can't take words back. Everything you said to Bradon you can't take but you and Bradon are doing that so my life is ruined.

Don't worry, I changed the seating chart- Ryan will be onto the next one by Tuesday!

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