1. When you're trying to make small talk on a first date:
2. When someone asks you to go hiking on a first date:
3. When you spend another Valentine's Day alone:
4. When your S.O. offers their (obviously wrong) opinion on something:
5. When you start liking someone and the logical part of your brain stops working:
6. When your S.O. asks if they look fat in their outfit:
7. When you escape your S.O./kids/responsibilities for a night:
8. When you go on a terrible blind date:
9. When you and your friend are interested in the same person at the bar:
10. When you learn to stop waiting for someone to text you back:
11. When relationships don’t hold you back from getting your freak on:
Freak in the streets, freak in the sheets.
12. When you know your type:
13. When you hit the ultimate comfort zone in your relationship:
14. When you meet someone cute and will go to great lengths to make it happen:
15. And when someone has social-media stalked you before the first date:
16. When your date is laying it on way too thick:
17. When your crush has the audacity to call rather than text you:
18. When you're out on the prowl:
19. When your S.O. eats your leftovers out of the fridge:
20. When you see what they're working with, but decide to give it a chance:
21. When your 20-year-old friend starts complaining about how they'll never find love:
22. When you see that your celebrity crush is dating someone else:
23. When your crush texts you, "K":
24. When your married friends say, "Don't worry, you'll find someone:"
25. When you're trying to cheer up your BFF who just got dumped:
26. And when you get dumped and need to remember the most important thing:
