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What Would You Actually Be The Patron Saint Of?

Throwing up prayers to the Saint of Nutella.

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What Would You Actually Be The Patron Saint Of?

You got: You're the Saint of Nutella

People throw up prayers to you when their jars run empty. You saved others from their love of less-interesting spreads with the gift of Nutella. Stories recount you going to villages and feeding people spoonfuls of this delectable hazelnut goodness. Unfortunately, you were persecuted when peanut butter companies felt threatened by your loving spirit and generosity. To this day, you will be known as the Patron Saint of Nutella.

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You got: You're the Saint of Perpetual Singleness

People throw up prayers to you when being single starts feeling like an eternity. Selfless and giving, you didn't mind being the third wheel on that mini golf date, or letting your friend go for that cutie at the bar instead of you. Stories of your generosity and kindness spread quickly throughout the land, resulting in your inclusion in several weddings. Unfortunately, you died from the pure exhaustion of always being the bridesmaid, never the bride. Since then, you have been known as the Patron Saint of Perpetual Singleness.

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You got: You're the Saint of Binge Watching

You'll get some prayers headed your way when people cannot decide what show to binge-watch next. Before Netflix, there you were suggesting television and movies for people to binge watch. You invented recording shows on VHS just so you could watch them again, and again, and again. Because of your passion for your craft you died from exhaustion and starvation during a Breaking Bad marathon. Since then, you will forever be remembered during a late night Netflix session as the Patron Saint of Binge Watching.

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You got: Saint of Pizza

You'll get some prayers headed your way when people are craving that cheesy goodness. From dough it came and dough it shall return, you are the Patron Saint of Pizza Pie. You cure people of their munchies, hangover, broken heart, and the awkwardness that comes with fifth grade pizza parties. While trying to make the pizza that would bring about world piece, you added one too many topping and choked to your death.

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You got: You're the Saint of Hangovers

People pray to you when a late night out haunts them the morning after. When a college town was in trouble and all the citizens were suffering with pounding headache from a spontaneous night out, you brought forth greasy food, sunglasses, and Advil. You sparked a cure that would inspire drinkers everywhere. You died from heat exhaustion on summer morning from carrying a hungover soul home during a walk of shame. You legacy lives on to help all who are hungover and you will forever be known as the Patron Saint of Hangovers.

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You got: Saint of Haters Gonna Hate

People throw prayers up to you when they aren't feeling the love. Before Taylor Swift reminded us that the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, you were there to defend all victims of jealously and hatred. Every time someone down votes a mean comment on YouTube, or captions a selfie with "Can I Live?" your spirit rejoices. You died in 2007, defending Britney Spears at a rally for hope. Since then, you will forever be remembered as The Patron Saint for Haters Gonna Hate.

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You got: You're the Saint of Hipsters

Only a small amount of people throw up prayers to you for coolness, because you're that underground. You inspired a wave of horn-rimmed glasses, beards, and a strong cup of pour-over coffee. Craft beers have been named in your honor, and anyone aspiring to be effortlessly cool looks up to you. You died when your circulation got cut off trying to fit into the coolest, hippest, pair of skinny jeans.

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You got: You're the Saint of Guacamole

People throw prayers up to you when they find out guac is extra. You were there at Chipotle to warn all new customers that guacamole may come at an extra price. Poor college students everywhere owe their thanks to your hindsight. You started the guacamole revolution which inspired twentysomethings everywhere to get up in arms and fight for they deserved on their burrito. In an act of selflessness, you planted your own avocado tree, but sadly died from a rogue avocado that fell and clubbed you on the head. You are the Patron Saint of Guacamole and your spirit lives on every time someone orders a burrito, or squeeze a ripe avocado.

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