21 Things That Happen While Living In A College Dorm

You will go away for the weekend and when you come back your sheets will smell like Axe.

And it will probably be the boys' floor (sorry).

And you will spend your days searching for the long-brown-haired culprit.

*that someone might be you.

It will also be the room the RA makes the most visits to.

And the shrill screams will echo throughout the halls until it's gone.

And some people will start throwing plates away to avoid washing them.

Oh great! We have one dresser and one closet for three people? Perfect!

Sometimes your roommate doesn't understand that wearing your headphones means you actually don't want to talk.

*runs away and hides*

And you might steal someone else's food as a form of immature revenge.

#stagefright

Well, excuse me for getting my laundry four minutes after the buzzer went off.

Don't you EVER want to be alone???

WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU GET THIS FAR IN LIFE?

Consider getting written up a rite of passage.

And you'll probably see your crush while you're wearing your retainer.

And it will mostly be filled with boxed wine.