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    21 Times Amy Schumer Perfectly Described Being A Woman

    I have to be honest. I don't enjoy a dick pic.

    1. On dating someone new:

    2. On having a glass of wine at the end of the day:

    3. On the important things in life:

    First runner-up aka first loser.

    4. On eating in public:

    5. On the art of sexting:

    6. And on taking the perfect picture:

    7. On what having a pet really entails:

    8. On spending a night in:

    9. On setting goals:

    10. On being sexually open:

    11. On working out:

    12. On getting old:


    13. On what really happens when men and women have sex:

    14. On getting revenge:

    "I hope that the next time you go to a concert that the band doesn't play the song you wanna hear."

    15. Seriously though... could you wish anything worse on someone?

    16. On dick pics:

    17. On the truth about the fascination with butts:

    18. On religion:

    I mean... if you could just help me out, that would be great.

    19. And on being an extroverted person: