1. You've seen each other at your absolute worst.

They just get you.
Because college was the time to simultaneously throw up and then reach for another slice of pizza.
Hell yeah I'm going to your thesis presentation. Can I bring a cow bell?
Thank you for offering up your twin-sized bed every time I was sexiled.
I found you drunkenly crying in the shower once, so there's no need to be shy.
Thank you for not holding me accountable for anything I said finals week.
So wait, are we still mad at your sister?
That girl who raises her hand with one minute left in class is THE WORST.
And you're there to make sure they don't make the same mistake twice.
Yo, you have some shit in your teeth.
We're going to talk for two hours before actually sleeping, so plan accordingly.
And you know the feeling's mutual.
And DESPITE that, you still love them.
IF THEY DON'T REALIZE HOW SPECIAL YOU ARE, THEY DON'T DESERVE YOU.
Want to come over and nap?
I can only hope my future S.O. gets my weird like you do.
We've been here for three hours... Whoops.
Like when they dated this guy.
You threw up in a bush? Dude, been there.
Because no one really knows who they are freshman year.