1. The "Can I Leave Yet?" Text:
2. The "How Dare You Leave Me Alone" Text:
3. The "I'll Take This as an Opportunity to Catch Up" Text:
4. The "I Shouldn't Be Working, But..." Text:
5. The "I Hate You for Being Late" Text:
6. The "Random Thoughts in My Head" Text:
7. The "I'm Very Busy and Important on My Phone" Text:
8. The "Thank God There's an Animal" Text:
9. The "I Care About This Apartment More Than This Party" Text:
10. The "I'm Here for the Free Food and Booze" Text:
11. The "I Panicked, OK?!" Text:
12. The "Awkward Is My Middle Name" Text:
13. The "I Can't Wait to Take These Pants Off" Text:
14. And of course, the "Irish Goodbye" Text:
All jokes aside, anxiety is a legitimate mental disorder that can wreak havoc on people's lives. If you have anxiety, you should speak with a professional psychologist or psychiatrist, who can help you get the treatment and support you need. See a list of resources here.