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21 Ways You Got Drunk In College That Will Haunt You For Life

Why yes! I'd love some jungle juice from THE TRASH CAN.

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1. Drinking jungle juice from a literal trash can.

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2. Deciding the best way to drink beer was UPSIDE DOWN.

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3. Carrying around a staff which seemed like an excellent idea after the fourth beer.

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4. Duct-taping 40s to your hand because you didn't want to be able to physically escape your intoxication.

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5. Smuggling mini bottles wherever you could hide them to save money at sporting events/bars/clubs.

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6. Drinking beer pong beer that had a nice mix of hair, dirt, and backwash in it.

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7. Or funneling a beer until it came out of your nose.

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8. Taking full advantage of your college town's dollar/penny/quarter beer special.

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9. Or slapping the bag like a true professional.

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10. Drinking any shot with a vulgar title (star-fucker, buttery nipple, dirty girl scout, etc.).

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11. Having one of the many terrifying UV vodka flavors.

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12. Ruining your childhood by infusing gummy bears with vodka that tasted like rubbing alcohol.

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13. Or tricking yourself into thinking something tastes better when it's dyed the color of Skittles.

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14. Ruining perfectly good fruit with perfectly horrific alcohol.

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15. Like seriously, destroying anything with any nutritional value.

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16. And trying to consume alcohol in every form of matter it could possibly take.

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17. Drinking tall boys until you fell down.

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18. And rehydrating yourself with the refreshing taste of Bud Water.

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19. Setting yourself up for the worst hangover of your life with Carlo Rossi.

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20. Or hitting up that one spot where you could get a scorpion bowl without being carded.

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21. Drinking booze from a helmet (which you would probably need later on, anyway).

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