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If Single People Honestly Updated Their Facebook

"In a relationship with my cat."

1. When you finally make the perfect amount of food for one person:

2. When you take up a new hobby:

3. When you give up on the whole thing:

4. When you realize how expensive it is to live alone:

5. When your friends invite you to tag along:

6. When you consider a large a personal pizza:

7. When you drop a subtle hint to your crush:

8. When you finally take the plunge:

9. When your Tinder date looks nothing like their profile:

10. When you accomplish something impressive:

11. When you're feeling optimistic:

12. Or when you're feeling pessimistic:

13. When you deserve an award for your dry spell:

14. When you just can't take it anymore:

15. When you can't scroll through your timeline without seeing a couple picture:

16. When someone says they've been "single forever" and forever is actually just two weeks:

17. When you have big Saturday night plans:

18. When your mom won't stop harassing you every time you're tagged in a picture with a potential match:

19. When you find "the one":