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    Here's 25 Of The Craziest Stories From November

    I've aged 30 years in the past month.

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    In the meantime, here's all the wild shit that happened this past month:

    1. This good boy faked a cough so his parents would stay home and hang out with him.

    Kennady Longhurst

    2. Twitter rolled out a new 280-character limit and people lost their damn minds.

    me before 280 characters vs. me after 280 characters

    3. A Twitter employee went out with a bang on their last day by shutting down Donald Trump's Twitter account.

    4. Papa John's and DiGiorno got in a Twitter fight (tbh I'm on DiGiorno's side).

    5. Someone tried to sell naked pictures of Sia so she was like BLOOP here's my butt, bye.

    Someone is apparently trying to sell naked photos of me to my fans. Save your money, here it is for free. Everyday…

    6. Obama had jury duty because he's just like us!

    Guess who I ran into at jury duty?!? Unbelievable! #Obama #Chicago #DaleyCenter #MissHimSoMuch

    7. Blake Shelton was named the sexiest man alive????

    Are straight women okay?? Because I know gay men didn't name Blake Shelton sexiest man alive

    8. People smashed their expensive coffee makers to "protest" Keurig pulling ads from the Sean Hannity show. IDK.

    @AngeloJohnGage / Via Twitter: @AngeloJohnGage

    9. This guy with no experience in the food industry or individual business endeavors was like, very shocked, running his own business was hard?????

    YouTube / Via

    10. Trump referred to Elizabeth Warren as "Pocahontas." IDFK.

    MOMENTS AGO: Pres. Trump at White House event honoring Navajo code talkers, makes joke about "Pocahontas" Sen. Eliz…

    11. Remember that grandma who sent a wrong text last Thanksgiving? Well, her and the teen she sent it to just spent their second consecutive Thanksgiving together. <3

    12. Everyone really wants this Japanese game show to come to the US.

    can someone explain why japanese game show 'slippery stairs' hasn't made its way to our part of the world yet

    13. This woman started dancing and hyping a rapper up because she thought he was rapping when he was just answering a question.


    14. Meet the man who deactivated Trump's Twitter account.

    Screenshot from Youtube

    15. T-Pain revealed we've been singing "Buy U A Drank" wrong this entire time and my world is changed tbh.

    It’s “and then” not “ooh wee” but really it’s whatever you want it to be just enjoy the song however you hear it. I…

    16. There's a new Fifty Shades coming out and there's a wild passage about having sex while making stir-fry.

    Scott Bryan / BuzzFeed

    17. Uhhhh... Roy Moore blamed his sexual misconduct allegations of lesbians, bisexuals, trans folk, and socialists. IDK.

    Roy Moore names quite explicitly the “THEY” behind the “malicious” attacks against him. (At a church in Theodore, A…

    18. American Airlines had a major glitch that left thousands of Christmas flights without pilots.

    19. Holy shit. Dogs might be smarter than cats and everything I thought I knew is a lie.

    20. Matt Lauer was accused of sexual misconduct and everyone wanted to know what Ann Curry thought about it.

    Somewhere, Ann Curry just made her orange juice a mimosa

    21. A war crimes defendant literally took poison as his guilty verdict was read out.

    ICTY via AP

    22. Prince Harry and Meghan Markle got engaged and the ship has sailed.

    The marriage of Prince Harry and Ms. Meghan Markle will take place at St. George's Chapel, Windsor Castle in May 20…

    23. SMDH. A white guy used an Asian pen name to write Marvel comics.

    Hey comics journo friends: we should definitely be asking Marvel and new EiC CB Cebulski on why he chose to use the…

    24. Someone wrote a feminist defense of "Baby It's Cold Outside."

    25. And finally, Michael Flynn pleaded guilty of lying in the Russia investigation. (It's fine. Everything is fine!).

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