Buzz·Posted on Dec 1, 2017Here's 25 Of The Craziest Stories From NovemberI've aged 30 years in the past month.by Kirsten KingBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Hi. Every morning (except weekends because I'm not a monster) I sum up all the crazy shit happening online and send out a newsletter recapping it. You can subscribe here: If you can't see the sign-up box above, simply click here to sign up! In the meantime, here's all the wild shit that happened this past month: 1. This good boy faked a cough so his parents would stay home and hang out with him. Kennady Longhurst 2. Twitter rolled out a new 280-character limit and people lost their damn minds. Caroline Kee @CarolineDKee me before 280 characters vs. me after 280 characters 10:58 PM - 07 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. A Twitter employee went out with a bang on their last day by shutting down Donald Trump's Twitter account. Jon Passantino @passantino Whoa 10:56 PM - 02 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Papa John's and DiGiorno got in a Twitter fight (tbh I'm on DiGiorno's side). DiGiorno Pizza @DiGiornoPizza Us: 🍕📈 Them: 🍕📉 03:49 PM - 01 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Someone tried to sell naked pictures of Sia so she was like BLOOP here's my butt, bye. sia @Sia Someone is apparently trying to sell naked photos of me to my fans. Save your money, here it is for free. Everyday… https://t.co/vy0jtnw2IV 02:36 AM - 07 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Obama had jury duty because he's just like us! ACoyGirl 🎧✌🏼 @Acoygirl Guess who I ran into at jury duty?!? Unbelievable! #Obama #Chicago #DaleyCenter #MissHimSoMuch 04:46 PM - 08 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Blake Shelton was named the sexiest man alive???? The Gay Burn Book @SouthernHomo Are straight women okay?? Because I know gay men didn't name Blake Shelton sexiest man alive 02:53 PM - 15 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. People smashed their expensive coffee makers to "protest" Keurig pulling ads from the Sean Hannity show. IDK. @AngeloJohnGage / Via Twitter: @AngeloJohnGage 9. This guy with no experience in the food industry or individual business endeavors was like, very shocked, running his own business was hard????? YouTube / Via youtube.com 10. Trump referred to Elizabeth Warren as "Pocahontas." IDFK. World News Tonight @ABCWorldNews MOMENTS AGO: Pres. Trump at White House event honoring Navajo code talkers, makes joke about "Pocahontas" Sen. Eliz… https://t.co/RVVHqZzqm9 07:52 PM - 27 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Remember that grandma who sent a wrong text last Thanksgiving? Well, her and the teen she sent it to just spent their second consecutive Thanksgiving together. <3 Jamal Hinton @kingjamal08 2016-2017 thanksgiving 12:43 AM - 24 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Everyone really wants this Japanese game show to come to the US. juan @juanbuis can someone explain why japanese game show 'slippery stairs' hasn't made its way to our part of the world yet 11:07 AM - 20 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. This woman started dancing and hyping a rapper up because she thought he was rapping when he was just answering a question. ginᵕ̈ [D-3] @holdinontojiaer JACKSON X DESIIGNER IM CRYING #JacksonxAMAs #AMAs 12:30 AM - 20 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Meet the man who deactivated Trump's Twitter account. Screenshot from Youtube 15. T-Pain revealed we've been singing "Buy U A Drank" wrong this entire time and my world is changed tbh. T-Pain @TPAIN It’s “and then” not “ooh wee” but really it’s whatever you want it to be just enjoy the song however you hear it. I… https://t.co/CiSFS8AnHr 07:03 AM - 29 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. There's a new Fifty Shades coming out and there's a wild passage about having sex while making stir-fry. Scott Bryan / BuzzFeed 17. Uhhhh... Roy Moore blamed his sexual misconduct allegations of lesbians, bisexuals, trans folk, and socialists. IDK. Vaughn Hillyard @VaughnHillyard Roy Moore names quite explicitly the “THEY” behind the “malicious” attacks against him. (At a church in Theodore, A… https://t.co/wJvBZvpvYX 01:28 AM - 30 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. American Airlines had a major glitch that left thousands of Christmas flights without pilots. 19. Holy shit. Dogs might be smarter than cats and everything I thought I knew is a lie. BuzzFeed Animals @BuzzFeedAnimals doing my best over here 01:00 AM - 28 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Matt Lauer was accused of sexual misconduct and everyone wanted to know what Ann Curry thought about it. Ira Madison III @ira Somewhere, Ann Curry just made her orange juice a mimosa https://t.co/YoNmo0tqfo 12:23 PM - 29 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. A war crimes defendant literally took poison as his guilty verdict was read out. ICTY via AP 22. Prince Harry and Meghan Markle got engaged and the ship has sailed. Kensington Palace @KensingtonRoyal The marriage of Prince Harry and Ms. Meghan Markle will take place at St. George's Chapel, Windsor Castle in May 20… https://t.co/lt0UaxIpCR 03:30 PM - 28 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. SMDH. A white guy used an Asian pen name to write Marvel comics. pshaw brothers @hermanos Hey comics journo friends: we should definitely be asking Marvel and new EiC CB Cebulski on why he chose to use the… https://t.co/8v3pRPahAq 01:30 AM - 27 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Someone wrote a feminist defense of "Baby It's Cold Outside." View this post on 25. And finally, Michael Flynn pleaded guilty of lying in the Russia investigation. (It's fine. Everything is fine!). Told ya 2017 is weird! If you want the latest WTF moments delivered to your inbox every morning/afternoon, sign up today!