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<b>Because [insert current day] is my day off.</b>

Because [insert current day] is my day off.

Can We Guess Why You're Skipping The Gym Today?

The gym is great. But do you know what's better? Pizza. You can't go to the gym tonight because there is far too much delicious pizza in the world, and you have far too little time to enjoy it all. Go forth and conquer your pizza dreams. You deserve it.

Because pizza exists.

Monday is probably trivia night somewhere. On Tuesday, I'm sure you can find a margarita special. On Wednesday, you should reward yourself for being halfway through the week. On Thursday night, you need to celebrate that it's almost the weekend. On Friday and Saturday, well, it's Friday and Saturday. And Sunday is your day to relax. So, whatever day it is...you probably deserve a drink.

Because some bar somewhere has a drink special tonight. 

If you haven't watched Orange Is The New Black, House of Cards, Scandal, Breaking Bad, or the entire series of The Office, you need to do that before you go to the gym. What's more important, a hot bod or understanding pop culture references your friends make? I think the answer is obvious.

Because you have so much Netflix to catch up on.

Washing your hair every day isn't good for you. It's basically a scientific fact. Plus, your hair looked GREAT today, which means if you don't stir the beast it will probably still look good tomorrow. If you go to the gym and start sweating like a sinner in church, you'll really just mess up your whole beauty routine.

Because you washed your hair last night. 

Good news! Today is your very own "treat yo' self" day. And you didn't even know it! This means you have to spend the rest of your day pampering yourself. Indulge in fine wine, chocolate, and massages. Hell, rub some cashmere on yourself–whatever does it for you. Today is not a day for pretending you know how to use scary gym equipment. Today is YOUR day. TREAT YO' SELF.

Because today you must treat yo' self. 

Today was exhausting. So was the day before. Tomorrow will probably be exhausting, too. Forget breaking a physical sweat, you've been stretching yourself thin all week. Why would you risk adding a potential gym injury to your never-ending list of woes. Those machines are DANGEROUS. Seriously, there's a reason why they all look like torture devices. Pour yourself a large Olivia Pope-sized glass of wine and relax tonight!

Because you already have enough on your plate. 

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