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We'd Like To Take A Moment To Appreciate Carbs

Bread, I knead you in my life.

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Dearest Carbs,

Fox

It's been too long since we talked... I mean, really TALKED.

Sure, we see each other every day. Usually at breakfast, lunch, and dinner (and sometimes for a little afternoon delight in between).

NBC

But I feel like I haven't told you how much you mean to me in too long.

Honestly, I've been using you. You never fail to make my day brighter, yet I offer you nothing in return.

Well, Carbs, I freakin' love you and I'm sorry.

When I wake up on the wrong side of the bed, there you are in the form of a warm, delicious bagel, ready to make everything better.

When I don't want to eat lettuce, I can always count on you to disguise it between two pieces of bread in a sandwich. And suddenly, lettuce doesn't seem so bad.

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When I go out and get too drunk, you never judge me. You're just there for me in the form of a cheesy, ooey-gooey, piece of pizza.

Thank you, Carbs. For being there for me in good times, and in bad.

And even though I don't say it enough: I love you.

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